How you get fat from eating like a pig
This is taken from Marksfriggin.com. Today Artie went into just what is a bad day.
Artie got into his bad day and talked about the crap he eats. He explained all of the junk food he ate at work and then talked about the pizza place he likes over in Hoboken. He said his driver will let him off early if they catch the light near the place. He told the guys he had a couple slices of Sicilian pizza and some root beer. Then he goes home and sleeps for a couple of hours. Then he calls the pizza place and tells them to bring up a chicken sandwich and some Hershey’s chocolate bars and a Kit Kat bar. He throws those in the freezer and eats his sandwiches and meatballs.
Artie will eat the chocolate bar before bed and then in the middle of the night he’ll get up and have even more. Howard figured that after all of that food it had to be in the thousands of calories just in soda. He figured it had to be at least 6,000 calories. Fred said it was more like 20,000. Robin figured it was under 10, maybe 6-8,000.
January 26th, 2007 at 8:15 pm
There are a million and one different opinions on loosing weight and how to do it. All of the gimmick diets (i.e. Zone, Jenny Craig, Nutri..whatever) don’t solve the root problem, believe me I’ve tried them all. I used to weigh 240 pounds, and I’m about 5′10″. I switched to a vegan diet in September, and as of today I weigh 206 pounds. I know it sounds tough, Artie, I’m a Philly guy who loves his pizza, chicken parms, and cheesteaks,but I found a company that makes it so friggin’ easy. They deliver an entire weeks worth of vegan food, they’re called Vegin’ Out (www.veginout.com). I live in L.A., but I think they deliver to N.Y. you should check them out. I know your “Joisey Goombas” will give you sh*t for becoming vegan, but would you rather them bust your balls, or your gravestone’s balls. C’mon man, we love ya!