“My hand to God I will lose weight”

Artie proclaimed that he wanted to live when at other times in his life he did not want to. He said he will be thin again.

5 Responses to ““My hand to God I will lose weight””

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  2. Mike S #54 Says:

    Artie, you fat fucking tub of shit, is there any point for you to be telling god that you will lose the weight? Do you think that god will care if you are going to lose the weight or not? Especially the way you have treated gary and wendy the retard, and also crazy alice and her fat nigger pussy over the last year. God is hoping right now that you will walk your fat ass right into oncoming traffic, so that the devil can get his hands on you and take the french toast you shoved into your blowhole of a mouth on the show and shove it right up your ass.

    P.S, Keep up the good work on the show, because it’s going great!

  3. Connie in Boston Says:

    You guys SUCK!
    Artie has an addictive personality…do any of you actually know what that means? That means that his brain is constantly telling him to fufill himself; either by food, or drugs, or booze. Sure this is not a healthy way to live, but it is medically proven that people like Artie can not help themselves with out medical direction.

    SO… what Artie needs is SUPPORT not Harassment like what you are offering. I can only hope that someday, you or someone in your family, gets an additiction that they too can’t control. I would love to see the posts you would leave to those love ones. I am sure they will be just as loving and caring as what you have left today for Artie.

  4. artiefan Says:

    @Connie in Boston - Thank you Connie!! We should send Artie positive wishes. But just like the Stern show… jokes are some peoples way of showing their love and concern.

  5. Diamond Says:

    Artie,
    Enough is enough. You need to become addicted to excercise and eating healthy. No more cup cakes and all the other crap you graze. Hire a trainer. It’ll probably give you the motivation you need knowing you’re paying someone!!!

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