Artie out sick today
Is this another heroin fall out? Did he catch the same thing Sal did? Hopefully he is taking in the chicken soup and not the buffalo chicken pizza. Get well soon buddy!!
Update: During the wrap-up show, Gary said that he had spoke to Artie and that Artie did say he had the same thing as Sal and it wasn’t heroin.
January 25th, 2007 at 8:26 pm
Artie is having a cholesterol attack!!! Get back to work you Hoboken Homo!!!
January 25th, 2007 at 8:37 pm
Out sick and falling asleep at work *again*… sounds like he’s back on the white pony *again*. He’ll deny it till the end, but that’s what H-junkies do. What a shame, I love that baby gorilla! I feel bad for him if he isn’t on H again, because when he’s out sick [or falling asleep while at work], many folks will assume he’s strung out again. That’s one of the perks of being a junkie, once a junkie… always a junkie. Even if you’ve been off the junk for years, your always addicted and people never forget. I think this was one personal revelation he should have kept to himself.
January 25th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
Love you Artie. Best wishes to you.
January 25th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
DANER!!!!!
January 25th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
You can do it Artie. Get better and start to love yourself. You are a riot!
January 25th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
Rumor has it he is in rehab yet again….
January 25th, 2007 at 9:18 pm
Fuck you Artie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 25th, 2007 at 9:39 pm
Please don’t die
January 25th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
Waaaaahhhh…my tummy hurts….waaaaaaahhhhh…I’m not coming to work today….waaaaaaaaahhhhh…I missed two hot chicks in the studio because I’m a pussy…..waaaaaahhhhh.
I still love ya man…but seriously…join the fricken racketball club or something. Quit the downward spiral thing…it’s not fun…it’s not fun.
January 25th, 2007 at 9:45 pm
Where can I get one of those Save Artie ribbons????
January 25th, 2007 at 9:54 pm
ARTIE EAT AND GAIN ALL THE WEIGHT YOU CAN YOU WILL ALWAYS GET PUSSY.. THEN GO AN SLAM AND GET A FAT ASS NOD ON AND DIE. THAT IS HEAVEN. FUCK EVERYONE AT ANYTIME YOUR WAIST SIZE WILL STILL GET YOU THE PUSSY YOUR A LAUGH AND FORGET ABOUT IT FROM THE HOWARD STERN SHOW. IF NOT FOR THE SHOW YEAH YOU WOULD BE CONSIDERED A FAT NASTY JUNKIE HOWEVER YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH THE STERN SHOW
January 25th, 2007 at 9:56 pm
Hopefully he is found in his car in front of some restaurant with more needles stuck into him than a pincusion! Then (evil grin) I can finally get my job back (circus music) and rule the world!! Bwhahahahahahahaha!
January 25th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
Sometimes a cigar is nothing more than a cigar. This is, after all, the cold and flu season, people on the show have been sick, Artie probably doesn’t have the world’s most vigorous immune system, infections often make a person lethargic….. in short, give the man the benefit of the doubt and wish him a speedy recovery. From the flu!
January 25th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
AND TO THIS SITE’S WEBMASTER:
It should be “public’s” not “publics’”. And “Gary said that he had spoken to Artie” rather than “had spoke to”. Grammar counts, even here.
January 25th, 2007 at 11:34 pm
I’m tired of people saying “Get Dana back.” She’s not the only broad in the world, forget her. We are concerned about you Artie. We need you around so get it together fucker.
January 26th, 2007 at 12:39 am
Artie,
You need to get your life together–both physically and mentally. You should definitely seek counselling and get Dana back. But most of all, you must realize you are not a “kid” anymore but a grown man of 39 who cannot put aside his “childish ways”. Love you to death, but you need HELP! Lose weight (on the tv you look terrible). Get counselling and get Dana back (if she’ll have you, you crazy, lazy fuck!) Love you lots–You are 1000% better than that no talent Jackie Martling. When he comes on Sirius, I turn it off. He sucks. Please get HELP!
January 26th, 2007 at 1:23 am
a few people (including this website) say that artie is genuinly sick with the stomache flu. The source for this info in the case of this website is that Gary said it on the wrap-up show. However Gary’s only source for this info is Arties phonce conversation. If Artie had an addiction related problem would he announce it immediately? Almost certainly not. So no one really knows for sure yet if he really has stomache flu or whether he is having addiction related problems. Until we get some proof or have a more reliable source than Artie himself there is a chance that he is having drug related problems. He has been wearing sunglasses + making sleeping noises during the show… Chances are it is the flu, and i hope it is the flu and not something more serious. Artie is not replacable to me…
January 26th, 2007 at 4:22 am
I hope you die you fat fuck.
January 26th, 2007 at 6:58 am
I called it the day before! He is nodding and back on junk!
January 26th, 2007 at 9:28 am
Another real possibility is that he has sleep apnea. He should do a sleep study.
January 26th, 2007 at 10:48 am
Artie is back on heroin if you ask me - he hates the show and Howard and all the gay shit they are doing on the air and Artie is doing heroin to cope with it.
January 26th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Please stop putting with Robins shit on the show! Fight back she is no better than you are, stop kissing her ass. Also lose some fucking weight so she shuts the fuck up!!!!
January 29th, 2007 at 9:15 am
Fuck you Eric the Midget, I hope you die to little fuck. If I ever see you, which is likely, I’m going to knock you out of your wheelchair and steal it. I will also piss in your mouth you little martian, DIE!
January 29th, 2007 at 9:19 am
@ Steve, I don’t think that was Eric the ‘Idol Expert’
February 10th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
When was the last time anyone has directly spoken to Dana?
The whole break up was too suspicious… It was all Artie’s point of view… Never heard from Dana and looking at the shirtless picture on ArtiesOnDrugs.com only confirms my suspicions that Artie ate Dana!
What are you eating Artie?