Down with the Sickness
There are doubts on Artie’s sickness… is he sick? is he back on the H, is he stuck in his refrigerator and too ashamed to tell anyone.
Howard played Artie’s sick call on the air, and Mr. Lange used the word “relapse”. Hmmm..
There is something to be said of being unhealthy and overweight, it does make you more susceptible to getting sick.
January 30th, 2007 at 12:04 pm
actually, it’s ‘refrigerator’ and ‘relapse,’ but who cares.
Artie is a big fat that is now probably stuffing his burgers with smack instead of feta. That trainer has a monumental task.
January 30th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
@Butt , thanks dude - I was typing that one real fast this morning… it happens when you are working. lol.
January 30th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
The sick call from Artie where he used the word “relapse” was from an old call. His current sick call was not recorded.
January 30th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Really? Because he did say it was the day was Tuesday… which is today. damn.
January 30th, 2007 at 6:16 pm
Maybe that fat fuck is getting liposuction.
January 30th, 2007 at 6:17 pm
Now that I think about it, I bet he’s banging crazy alice too!
January 30th, 2007 at 11:25 pm
Poor Artie. I’ll bet if he gets that huge house he’ll slim down a bit. Well it could go two ways I guess. He could slim down just from more walking to and from the fridge. But if he hires all sorts of peopl to take care of him than I think he is doomed. doomed I said. FUCK SAL
January 30th, 2007 at 11:28 pm
And no way he fuckin that ugly bitch. I’ve seen Dana and some of the other pussy hes got
January 30th, 2007 at 11:30 pm
ohh ya FUCK SAL!!!!!!
January 31st, 2007 at 2:57 am
Just to confirm, the call played on the show today was indeed a call from 2005, the week he was out because of heroin. The fact that he said it was Tuesday was just a coincidence. Sal and/or Richard dubbed the snorting into that call shortly after Artie revealed his heroin addiction in September.
January 31st, 2007 at 7:37 am
@Justin, thanks dude. I just thought it wouldnt have been too hard for them to add the snorting into a new phone call that morning. Thanks for the follow-up.
February 8th, 2007 at 6:53 pm
Well Anna Nicole Smith is DEAD!! She died today, dropped dead basically. Anna was thin, and appeared to be in great shape but it just goes to show that even a slim chick like Anna (yeah I know she used to be fat) can drop dead. So this really brings Artie to the forefront because it shows that unhealthy people can and do drop dead and especially unhealthy people in such a stressful spotlight as being ‘famous’… lots of stress, lots of heart pumping and anxiety and if that heart aint healthy well… kerplunk!!! Also, a guy like Artie who has to wake up everyday at like 4am to get to work.. well add that to the daily stress of an obese man. Artie, take a year off and get a trainer and a dietician before you too drop dead.
Oh,, yeah rest in peace Anna now with your son and hopefully in Heaven the two of you can talk about how you were both poisoned by the family you robbed all that money from.
Take care.. and don’t forget to say Hey Now!!!!!! Everyday at 6am.
ciao.