Howard announced that they are organizing the weight loss contest which will compete for $20K. Artie said he would feel guilty for whichever team he was on. He said he would rather eat late at night than worry about the contest. Apparently 20 thousand dollars is just not motivation for some people
“I want to do it at my own pace, now out of guilt I gotta do it?!”
“I refuse to be involved in that”
“I love the act of shoveling food in”
It is such a relief to hear the show LIVE again. There is nothing worse than waking up on a monday morning and hearing a replay. And this time around, as much as I love Billy West, I got real tired of that special running over and over.
Secondly, I know this has been a complaint in the past but come on guys start telling us when you are going on vacation! We all know by now the minute we hear the show isn’t live, we know not to tune in for the rest of the week.
Remember to vote people!
Looks like you guys don’t have him living past a year from now. lol
Artie mentioned that when he had sex in Vegas, he couldn’t see the girl when she was going down on him. He described it as the “Berlin Wall” … “I can’t see a blowjob”.
Afterwards, Artie handed a picture of the girl to Howard he couldn’t see. A 20 something model / wannabe psychologist. Howard said she was naked in the picture and really hot. Then suprise, Artie said that the picture wasn’t of the same girl.
Regardless, Baby Gorilla can still get sex but can’t see the sex. What a shame.
When I first heard about the website discussion, i thought “What a ridiculous concept”. And then the more I thought about it… you know what? I BETCHA THAT FAT BASTARD JUST MAY HAVE EATEN HER!
It is completely plausible that Artie could have eaten a slender female person or small bear. (he is too homophobic to eat a male)
Seems Artie has managed to lose 1 pound since the last weigh in, as he brought the scale up to 295. 7 guys from the show came in to get weighed. Gary “Papa Gorilla” came in and said that the weigh in was for a future weight loss content on the show competing for $20,000. There will be two teams of 4 people with individual and group prizes ($$$) for losing weight.
Here is the rundown:
Artie “Baby Gorilla” Lange - 295
Jason “Hairyback Guy” Kaplan - 269
Brian Falon - 268
Tim Sabian - 258
Scott the Engineer- 26?
John “Rich Nerd” Hien- 256
Benji - 252
(someone confirm the weights for me)
During the segment, Artie and Benji got shirtless next to each other. Howard went off saying “look at the titties on you guys” over and over. Benji had a rash and bumps that looked like extra nipples. Howard even raised his shirt after Benji badgered him. Turns out Jason has so much hair on him that when he went to a place to get a wax the Korean woman told him we have to charge you double.
