Artie leads the pack
Seems Artie has managed to lose 1 pound since the last weigh in, as he brought the scale up to 295. 7 guys from the show came in to get weighed. Gary “Papa Gorilla” came in and said that the weigh in was for a future weight loss content on the show competing for $20,000. There will be two teams of 4 people with individual and group prizes ($$$) for losing weight.
Here is the rundown:
Artie “Baby Gorilla” Lange - 295
Jason “Hairyback Guy” Kaplan - 269
Brian Falon - 268
Tim Sabian - 258
Scott the Engineer- 26?
John “Rich Nerd” Hien- 256
Benji - 252
(someone confirm the weights for me)
During the segment, Artie and Benji got shirtless next to each other. Howard went off saying “look at the titties on you guys” over and over. Benji had a rash and bumps that looked like extra nipples. Howard even raised his shirt after Benji badgered him. Turns out Jason has so much hair on him that when he went to a place to get a wax the Korean woman told him we have to charge you double.
February 8th, 2007 at 11:34 am
Congratulations guys. You are all a bunch of disgusting lard asses.
February 8th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Artie talks a lot of shit saying that fat fuck can lose weight, by why won’t he do it? It’s because he’s a fat loser who can’t do anything besides stuff his fucking face. If he wants to lose weight, try biking. Only problem is I’m sure the bikes tires will blow out once he sits on it.
February 8th, 2007 at 11:08 pm
Geez, what a bunch of fat fucks. How can all of these fat bastards give Artie a hard time? My God, is Howard so vain that he has to be surrounded with chubbos so that he’ll feel better about himself? Artie, c’mon, shut these fuckers up and lose some weight so you can start fucking with Scott, Benji and John.
February 8th, 2007 at 11:26 pm
You know what? Baby Gorilla didnt gross me out as much as Kaplan’s monkey hair and those big momma love handles he has which make him look like a pear on steroids and Benji’s manboobs.
Baby G. looks like ever lineman in the NFL. Thank god that he doenst wear spandex tights.
Maybe they should have them sumo wrestle with those big thongs up their ass.
February 9th, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Keep eating them porkchops Artie…Anna Nicole lost the weight and it sure as hell didn’t help HER!!!
February 9th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
It’s the way she lost it…….yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa HEROIN!!!!!!
February 11th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
Artie looks like a slab on the coroner’s table only he’s still breathing and walking but he won’ be for long if he doesn’t take his big fucking rolley polley death ball of a stomache serious.
Artie, why the fucking huge ball of disgusting shit in your belly? Any reason beside the typical ‘Im depressed’, or ‘I want to be jim belushi the second. Great so artie’s going to die like jim belushi that’ll be his dreams.. Anna’s dream just came true by her dying just like marylin monroe..
what the fuck is going on.
Gerard/IrishAJ
February 11th, 2007 at 10:39 pm
IrishAJ: You meant the great John Belushi.
If that talentless parasite Jim died, the world of comedy would be as affected as if Charlie Murphy died.
Or Dane Cook.
Fuck Jim Belushi.
Hi Fred.
February 11th, 2007 at 11:08 pm
Hold on. First of all you correct me with “IrishAJ: You meant the great John Belushi”, then you say this “Fuck Jim Belushi” ?
Am I misunderstanding your attempt to be sarcastic or was your attempt to be sarcastic very misunderstandable?