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Archive for February 13th, 2007

Artie Ate Dana!

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007

When I first heard about the website discussion, i thought “What a ridiculous concept”. And then the more I thought about it… you know what? I BETCHA THAT FAT BASTARD JUST MAY HAVE EATEN HER!

It is completely plausible that Artie could have eaten a slender female person or small bear. (he is too homophobic to eat a male)