Artie Ate Dana!
When I first heard about the website discussion, i thought “What a ridiculous concept”. And then the more I thought about it… you know what? I BETCHA THAT FAT BASTARD JUST MAY HAVE EATEN HER!
It is completely plausible that Artie could have eaten a slender female person or small bear. (he is too homophobic to eat a male)
February 13th, 2007 at 6:24 pm
I’m sure he ate her pussy rather often, and every now & then even ventured to her ass, but as far as meals are concerned, that actually might be too healthy for him……unless he happened to cover her w/ chocolate and stuff her w/ cream first…….
February 13th, 2007 at 7:11 pm
Sounds like someone trying to rip off THIS site.
February 13th, 2007 at 7:14 pm
So i figure Ill use it to my advantage by using it as a post idea, and maybe come up in the search engines for the same phrase. heh
February 16th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
He ate her alright - right after he stuck an apple in her mouth and roasted her on a spit!
If she’s lucky, her thin and healthy fireman’s eating her right now. Take that Artie - you might as well forget about love, all you’re gonna get from here on out is gold-digging whores until you make a positive change.
February 19th, 2007 at 6:42 am
The Rumor is that he gained the weight to join up with Spade to play Farley in Tommy Boy 2.
March 15th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
Fuck you Artie!
February 3rd, 2008 at 10:08 am
Good luck with getting Dana Back, we hope you do from LA.