“Heroin was first synthesized in 1874 by C.R. Alder Wright, an English chemist working at St. Mary’s Hospital Medical School in London, England.”

Get a full history at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heroin

Not much progress after much of the contestants spent a weekend partying in Lakeland, FL with the Bubba show.

Gangi went food tasting for wedding reception. Tim stuffed his face eating at the buffet at the gig and it shows with his 1 pound weight gain. Artie spent no time think of the competition and upheld the same weight from last week. John went to 3 baseball games and ate 4 hotdogs yet still managed to lose a pound. Brian ate three caesar salads the whole weekend and came away with a 5 pound loss. Benjy is continuing with his pill popping and didn’t lose as much as he did in previous weeks.

And Scott is a fat bastard.

What do you think? Would Artie ever have a chance with Arika from the Bubba the Love Sponge show?

You heard it on the Stern show this morning, watch it here!

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Since the Cylaris weight loss competition started, Artie has GAINED 7 pounds. Despite a weekend in Florida Artie maintains his 293!

more totals from the competition coming…

Who said the following statement about who. (quote is not exact)

“You were given a healthy body and look what you did to it”

Boots called in and pointed out to Howard that Artie has been wearing the same pair of pants on all his TV appearances and shows. Artie admitted that these pants are the only ones (non-stretch) that fit him. … My question is: What does every other fat fuck wear? Go to a fucking speciality shop … Do something for Christ sake!!

Apparently Artie is so consumed by the thought of eating that he doesn”t realize that when he puts a dollar into the vending machine HE GETS CHANGE BACK! Artie responded to the claim with “I thought everything was a dollar”. Gary stumbled upon this by finding quarters left behind in the machine after Artie raids the machine.

Oh you baby gorilla.

You mean to tell me that:

• when you stare at the food, you don’t look at the price. You memorized every number but you never looked at the price.
• when you listen for the food to drop, you don’t hear the change hit the change slot.

Look at the signs Artie! Your animal instincts are taking over… you are turning into a gorilla! EAT A FUCKING BANANA!

St. Patty’s day came and suprise suprise - WE HAD WEIGHT GAIN rather than WEIGHT LOSS. If there was one thing that would influence me to not overconsume on a holiday, it would be $20K.

Thanks to Pauly in L.A. for this one!! Check out more Artie fan pictures here. Send your pictures to savebabygorilla@gmail.com.