Artie can’t stop eating, but what can he do to help prolong his life? Well it seems like Artie is trying out the famous guy diet of booze and broads. Artie’s little black book is getting bigger as he packs it with cocktail napkins from every show.
On the positive side, you can burn lots of calories from sex not to mention exercise those muscles. However, for those who have watched other overweight comics know, it doesn’t work. Girls lead to more drinking and more eating. When you compound that with the amount of physical exertion needed during sex the results can be disastrous. HEART ATTACK! Although, we can assume Artie is naturally trying to avoid this doomsday scenario by being a ‘lazy bottom’. Hey Artie the only way you are doing any exercise is if you get your fat ass on top of her! … but that may kill the chicks and then he might start pandemic.