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Event Delayed till Next Monday

Sorry y’all. But I have to delay the “Big Suprise” till next monday. Stay tuned to Howard 100 News and the site for details.

14 Responses to “Event Delayed till Next Monday”

  1. Matt Smith Says:

    DAMMIT! I wanted the surprise NOW!

  2. artiefan Says:

    well I gave you a hint.. lol …its more of an event, or something to participate in rather than handing out free merch :( sorry. lol.

    I liken it to the sanjaya movement.

  3. ratfink Says:

    He has film of Artie sucking cock for heroin.

  4. artiefan Says:

    SSSSHHHH!!

    You ever suck some dick for coke? thats an addiction man.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhSS5_uc33U

  5. EminemsRevenge Says:

    Speaking of Sanjaya…you go to VoteForTheWorst.com after the show is over and get the phone #, you don’t even have to watch that shit!!!

    CONTRARY TO WHAT A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK…you can vote after 11 PM Eastern time…in fact, the best time to start voting is around 11:30…and like they used to say back in the Tammany Hall days—make sure you vote, and vote often!!!

  6. Matt Smith Says:

    I voted 100 times for Sanjaya…I hope he wins for Howard’s sake!

  7. artiefan Says:

    Organized Anarchy. lol!

  8. Arties heart Says:

    As one of Artie vital organs I have two big announcements.
    (1) We found Arties long lost twin brother.
    and
    (2) Artie in not fat he is with child. here are the pics to prove it.
    http://www.dotphoto.com/SAN1/9D/18/62/i9D1862CA-4A59-444C-93B2-254ED0B5B479.jpg

    http://www.dotphoto.com/SAN1/1B/DE/0C/i1BDE0C5B-D2C5-4B9E-81A0-AFF9E6F43563.jpg

  9. artiefan Says:

    HAHAHAHAH!!!

  10. Arties heart Says:

    I just pushed a milkdud through my left ventrical. Help me…

  11. EminemsRevenge Says:

    Someone PLEASE tell Artie Steely Dan is NOT even remotely close to being Pink Floyd…i’m pushing 50 and they sucked bigtime back then!!!

    Since i got a brother & 2 sisters who grew up in Norwood, home of his idol, Thurmond Munson…i’ve heard “Freebird,” Zepelin, and Molly Hatchet ad nauseum…Bergen county don’t know shit about rock!!!

    And having heard Springsteen at the Bottom Line when he just signed his record deal, the E Street band was always GREAT live…sucked on records in comparison.

    New York Dolls, Alice Cooper, Patti Smith, Funkadelic, Lou Reed, Ruddy Q and the Kotex from Mars, and maybe the Ramones WERE the shit back then…Steely Dan was limp-dicked homo muzak.

    “Exile on Main Street” was probably one of the best Stones studio albums ever made…and IF you ever heard Page do ‘Dazed & Confused’ when he was still with the Yardbirds, you’d KNOW Zeppelin is overrated [heard it on bootleg...too young to have heard the Yardbirds live].

    FINALLY got to see Jeff Beck live in ‘99, and besides Stanley Clarke, HE is probably one of the only living legends around today…fuck BB King and Santana…Beck rocks their socks off:)

  12. artiefan Says:

    Im a younger guy, so Steely Dan and Springsteen aren’t big on my list… although my brother is a big “Boss” fan. Give me Metallica or Dream Theater anyday :)

  13. Elijah L Melvin Says:

    What the hell is going on with this BIG announcement? I got on today,(4-23-07) to find out and I am getting the runaround. Get real

  14. artiefan Says:

    Woke up late to work :)

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