Is there anything that can save Artie?
Howard asked Artie if there was anything anyone could do or say that would get Artie to stop eating and lose weight. Howard asked if a hot chick asked would it do anything. Artie said yea. Robin asked how long would that last and Artie replied, “How long does it take me to jerk off”. Art mentioned that his mom brings it up a lot. Howard went into how his mother used to get on his case about his looks and jokingly suggested maybe they should talk to Artie.
April 23rd, 2007 at 11:20 am
Artie is SUCH a disaster. I really wish the guy would lose the weight to maintain a healthy life! Since graduation in December, I managed to gain 10-15 lbs, and now I’m struggling to take that off, however, it shouldn’t be long!
April 23rd, 2007 at 11:40 am
Go on a chicken, pork chop, rice and vegetable diet. Might not be the most healthy, but I lost a bunch of weight on that. Then throwing in some walking or jogging and you will be good
April 23rd, 2007 at 7:07 pm
What’s going to save Artie is not going out like a weight watchers pussy.
Come on Artie live a little…
Eat more
Drink more
and indulge.
The best things in life are the things that are bad for you. Go out on your terms and punch Jenny Craig in the cunt.
April 24th, 2007 at 8:59 am
Artie would need to have an additional stomach surgicaly graphed to his small intestine to be able to eat more. A fifty gallon drum no matter what can only hold 50 gallons.
April 24th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
What fag would post his picture up here. You gained 15 pounds …big deal you little pussy … leave artie alone he doesn’t need advice from homos who think 15 pounds is a big deal.
April 24th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Lighten up dude, its all in good fun here.
April 24th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
I’ve spoken with Arties stomach and considering that he digests on average about 15-20lbs of cheese a day, dropping 15-20lbs of body wieght is not considered successful dieting. It’s more in the realm of “we were in the mood for prime rib” not pizza, chicken parm, or eggplant parm.
April 25th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
IF this: http://www.frogstar.com/stern/old/images/wpe1.jpg can’t save Artie, then all is lost:(
April 25th, 2007 at 6:48 pm
That just saved me from rummaging through the Internet for cheap women.
April 26th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
I weigh 15 lbs and you haven’t even met my big brother.
I’m big, stinky and proud of it. So fuck all you small shits.
April 26th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
btw biglikeartie’s post was the funniest one I’ve read in a while.
April 26th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Aw come on - its not that hard to add ‘fag’, ‘pussy’ and ‘homos’ all in the same post.
April 26th, 2007 at 8:39 pm
Its not that. First of all he’s right, what’s with the dorky picture? And why is a dude talking about gaining 15 lbs? That’s what chicks do. I can flux 15 lbs with a couple meals and a couple shits.
He violated man code and biglikeartie called him out on it.
April 26th, 2007 at 8:42 pm
*********MAN CODE VIOLATION*********
April 27th, 2007 at 8:04 am
As a full blooded Italian heart I have to say hair products are for broads. And metrosexual is another word for homo.
April 27th, 2007 at 8:06 am
LOL! ….And biglikeartie is another word for = fatass.
May 2nd, 2007 at 12:24 pm
alright ratfink…I get your point. I concur, you bastards called me out!
I will hand in my guy card for a week. I meant it as a gag on why I couldn’t say sea cow Artie should lose weight. Hell, I work in PR, so I always have to cover my ass or be “transparent.” I was speaking like a PR guy and not a fan…my apologies. Can I still say that I no matter what, I’m not er-ahhh-a—feg (Gilbert quote)!?!?! Not that there’s anything wrong with that.