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“Nerdy Virgin Hairy Fag”

Jason and Artie got into it today when they brought up Thursday’s wrap-up where Jason speculated that Artie was back on drugs. Artie kept repeating different variations of nerdy fag to Jason over and over obviously very touchy about his sobriety. Apparently Artie’s mom heard the rumor and she got very upset. Howard started playing clips from the wrap-up show, one of which where Sal was calling Howard an enabler. The whole show got into discussion afterwards.

Artie maintains his is not doing drugs.

A few minutes later Artie admitted that he had to pop a Subutex because after the discussion with Jason he said his head was feeling weird.

7 Responses to ““Nerdy Virgin Hairy Fag””

  1. Matt Smith Says:

    I think Artie is telling the truth…Jason needs to stop talking about shit he’s not capable of addressing. What a moron!

  2. artiefan Says:

    My question is, why does Artie still have the medication that is a drug i think used during detox. After all this time he still is taking it? Could that imply that he took drugs recently..

  3. Arties heart Says:

    It’s simple artiefan. Artie has zero will power. Just talking about drug addiction worries fatboy to the point where he has to start taking drugs that block the effects of opiates. Here is an example: if you put Artie alone in a room with a Pizza with extra cheese a 5lb melted chocolate bar, and box of devil dogs or a ready and willing Pam Anderson. Arties first move would be to pour salt on his pizza.

  4. artiefan Says:

    I’m thinking of one of those exercise machines you see in cartoons where you tie some snack food up in front of a treadmill and Artie has too keep moving his legs to try and get it.

  5. Arties heart Says:

    The only way Artie will get under 250lbs is if he goes into a coma. Even then he might find a way to add chocolate syrup to his feeding tube.

  6. EminemsRevenge Says:

    The way the Yankees are now playing, and the Giants stuck with the retarded Manning…looks like a lot more New Yorkers gonna be needing heroin by the end of the year.

  7. artiefan Says:

    Yankees are my team :( At least A-Rod, who i always have supported, is doing good. Its nice to see him getting praise.

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