While Richard Simmons was running trying to leave Howard’s floor in the elevator, Artie said “Richard… get out of the closet… i mean Elevator!”

Artie continued to GAIN weight during the weight loss competition costing him $1,000 per teammate. Let me ask you, if you had a choice: Eat Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups or pay off thousands of dollars… which would you do?

Benjy Bronk moves on to join Tim’s team in the next phase of the Cylaris weight loss competition.

On April 5th, Comedy Central announced that they acquired the television rights to Artie Lange’s Beer League. This is great news for the movie and for Artie. There is probably a whole audience that never knew this movie existed with its small theatrical release. It really is a great movie and I would love to see a follow-up of sorts from Frank and Artie.

http://www.sys-con.com/read/358444.htm

I just can’t stand vacation. Not to mention when they still take a 4 day week the week before. Bastards.