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Archive for May, 2007

Fuck Artie Lange: The Stern Show revisits Jackie Martling

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

The way the stars align sometimes is very weird, and who would have guessed that one day Artie would announce he is leaving the show and the next show there would be a whole Jackie Martling retrospective?

Is anyone enjoying the Stern Spotlight: Jackie Martling?

I’d have to say the part I like the most is the Jackie Doll… when Billy West would go on and on were the funniest damn things… even when Fred and Howard were doing the Jackie voice the other day on the show was hysterical.

Jackie = not funny , Jackie voice = funny.

Artie dancing with the Boss

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

Woots posted this over at savebabygorilla’s myspace:

New Poll Up: When will Artie quit the show?

Friday, May 25th, 2007

Vote Now! Click on the link below and leave a comment with the month that you think Artie will leave, and I will tally the votes.
http://savebabygorilla.com/artie-quit-the-show-pool/

Also remember to vote in our Death Pool here

Will George Takei leave the show??

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

The big question I am thinking right now is WHAT WILL GEORGE TAKEI SAY?! WILL HE LEAVE FOLLOWING ARTIE?

I have a feeling that once his precious muffin leaves that he will be too sad to stay on as Announcer of the Howard Stern Show.

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Artie Lange Announces to leave the Howard Stern Show

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

Artie Lange said he needs to “dry out” for six months.. After visiting a doctor and a argument with Howard today, he announced that he will take a leave from “show business” in January. He said he is not leaving the show, he is leaving show business. He feels that he is dying, and has completely lost control. He is possibly on the verge of diabetes, which his father had.

Howard, I feel like I’m going nuts“, said Artie. He hasn’t confronted the many “demons” in his life. Howard emotionally gave him his blessing, but with caution “The pain in your life will never change whether you are working or not“. He recommended repeatedly to go see a shrink seriously before deciding.

I am burnt out from the road. The longer i stay here.. the longer they are going to throw these gigs at me…

!!HOWARD SHOCKER!!!

I have had a gun in my mouth 2 times in my life.” - Howard Stern, May 24th 2007

By 10:40, Robin kept saying she wanted to leave the show for today and that she has the shakes at the moment. Talk already going around the studio with who would fill the chair. Howard said unless someone came around, he would just do the show with who was left.

A Huge Day in Show History

To recap how it all started, view this thread here.

The Wrap-Up Show

QotD: Artie to Stay… on the show or drugs?

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

When i leave the show its to heaven or hell or Florida… my show business career ends here.

I have one friend and I’m in love with the lady friend Heroin and I can’t wait to ….

Maybe Artie loves self torture so much that he will stay on the Howard Stern show…. but with a little help from his friends… …. i get high with a little help from my friends … i get by with a little help from my friends., from my friends, from my FFFRRIIIEENNDDS.

Howard Stern vs. Artie Lange - Super “Bro” Fight

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

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THE WINNER IS : HOWARD

Howard 100 kicked off today with an hour long argument between Howard and Artie. I only caught the last part of it, so I will post more details later…

The following are pieces from the segment:

Howard: “Fuck you, your not my fucking bro”

Artie: “I dont even know what that means, bro.. they gayest word..”

Howard: “your off the bro list”

Artie: “I dont want to be on any bro list ”

Howard: “Fuck you man”

Howard: “Thanks for referring to me as a pelican fuckface”

Artie: “Thanks for call me fat everyday”

Howard: “Your a fucking asshole … You got major fucking issues..” {singing} “fuck you fuck you fuck you. .and fuck your fucking girls and heorin.”

I lost count how many times Howard said the F word towards Artie.

*** udpated***

Thanks to ‘Artie’s Heart’ for the following synopsis:

Here are your details: Artie was pissed because Howard used his Fat as another bit. He

How does members of the Exclusive Club jerkoff…

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

Artie said he was part of an exclusive club today… Fat people. (although he did say that maybe its not so exclusive).

I’ll first preface this thinking that I would take the high road and not talk about a man’s drunken-masturbatory exploits… but….. its just too funny.

The gang discussed Artie jerkin’ the gergin to Miss Howard Tv last night. But due to Artie’s increasing size and his small tv* he had to get into a uncomfortable position to do the deed. Now according to him, he is so fat now that he has to lay on his side to jerk off… its easier to reach that way…

Dude, when you can’t just hop in any position and do the ol’ 5 knuckle shuffle on the ol’ piss pump - and i dont care if your drunk or not - when you gotta lay on your side to do it… LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT!!

(*a small TV ? i cant figure out why he doesn’t buy a bigger one… maybe his mom will have to shop for him)

Amber - Miss Howard TV (June)

QotD - Fat Artie

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

Artie was going on today about Miss Howard Tv and how she was half Italian like himself…
“My mother would love it if I brought home an Italian girl… believe me, she’s gonna take whatever Fat Artie can get”

Howard Stern Personalities

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

Today on the show they a Maxim magazine article which pitted big stars again each other and the question is “who is better”

So let us do it with the Stern Staff:

1. Howard vs. Fred
2. Artie vs. Fred
3. Robin vs. Fred
4. Howard vs. Artie
5. Robin vs. Artie
6. Benjy vs. Robin
6. Richard vs. Sal
7. Ronnie vs. Scott Salem

Fantasy Match-Up:
Artie vs. Jackie