We have 2 quotes of the day. Normally I just stick to what Artie says, but I gotta give a shout out to Maryanne from Brooklyn.

The Stern show celebrated Jeff the Drunk’s birthday today with having Jeff in studio. Jeff was really depressed and everybody was trying to get Jeff some help and chop off his arm.

Maryanne from Brooklyn called up and said she wanted to wish Jeff a happy birthday but instead went off on Artie.

“You will never ever be happy. No matter how many canolis you eat. You will never be happy. If you didn’t have Howard, you wouldn’t have a job”

Later she called back to give some support to Jeff when Artie said “That cunt loves you”.

If anyone knows how I can get in touch with Maryanne from Brooklyn .. whether its an email, myspace or SFN name, etc..