Quote of the Day: Maryanne & Artie
We have 2 quotes of the day. Normally I just stick to what Artie says, but I gotta give a shout out to Maryanne from Brooklyn.
The Stern show celebrated Jeff the Drunk’s birthday today with having Jeff in studio. Jeff was really depressed and everybody was trying to get Jeff some help and chop off his arm.
Maryanne from Brooklyn called up and said she wanted to wish Jeff a happy birthday but instead went off on Artie.
“You will never ever be happy. No matter how many canolis you eat. You will never be happy. If you didn’t have Howard, you wouldn’t have a job”
Later she called back to give some support to Jeff when Artie said “That cunt loves you”.
If anyone knows how I can get in touch with Maryanne from Brooklyn .. whether its an email, myspace or SFN name, etc..
May 3rd, 2007 at 9:26 am
She’s right Artie would be a third rate actor, playing trash clubs if not for Howard.
May 3rd, 2007 at 11:27 am
Hopefully she’ll be willing to do a topless interview:)
With a voice like that she’s gotta have some really fantastic tits…and i have always been curious if Italian chicks have hair nipples to match their mustaches…
May 3rd, 2007 at 11:29 am
Oh boy. LOL. Let’s be a little respectful until she turns down the interview. Have you ever seen a pic of her? She is actually kind of cute. Petite lady.
May 3rd, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Yeah, she’s a good-lookin’ broad! I hope you can pull that one man! Could she autograph a picture for me?!
May 3rd, 2007 at 2:07 pm
R-E-S-P-E-C-T??? Are you joking!!!!!
i’ve spurted at least two cases of RESPECT listening to Maryanne:)
IF i was on “The Dating Game” and mistakenly picked Pamela Anderson or Beth O instead…i’d NEED AA more than our beloved baby gorilla—AIN’T NOTHING HOTTER than them little Italian Brooklyn bombshells—trsst me.
May 3rd, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Here is pic of Maryanne.
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=80464&perpage=15 &pagenumber=2
I would not classify her as a bombshell.
May 3rd, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Websense is killing me if you just type in “Maryanne from Broooklyn” into google and click images you will get a few pics of her. Not very impressive.
May 3rd, 2007 at 2:26 pm
She was probably alot cuter 12 years ago.. but for a brooklyn chick in her upper 40s with kids, husband and a crow voice… she is doing alright
May 3rd, 2007 at 3:11 pm
RE: Arties heart Says:
May 3rd, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Here is pic of Maryanne.
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=80464&perpage=15 &pagenumber=2
I would not classify her as a bombshell.
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THAT is from the Stern FAG Network…and you gotta JOIN in order to se it.
FURTHER REASON for Maryanne to do a topless, or at least a BIKINI interview HERE!!!
The only other Google images picture available is with some putzy looking schmuck…takes away from the glorious memories i have of the one REAL LIFE Stern chick hotter than Jessiac Hanh.
C’mon Maryanne…YOUR FANS wanna SEE you….xoxoxoWOW
May 3rd, 2007 at 3:16 pm
I remember seeing her on the Artie Roast…. speaking of which.. if you get on Howard TV, you get a IMdB listing… look at this:
http://akas.imdb.com/name/nm2438208/
May 3rd, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Unlike Joey “Sir Sucksalottacoks” Boots, Maryanne probably got HER IMdB mention for free…i’ve SEEN JP’s entry and it looks like he BOUGHT his way into that one…LOL.
i’m SURE Crazy Cabbie is still laughing at THAT homofaggot revelation!!!
May 4th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
She’s not that great, but I’d let her suck my dick so she couldn’t talk.