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Artie Quote of the day

Today there was a cute 18 yr old in studio. In referring to her fake-baking (tanning) she does Artie said, “I’m not saying she’s tan , Ralph, but i almost gave her my laundry”

5 Responses to “Artie Quote of the day”

  1. ratfink Says:

    Artie’s stuff was great today. His offer of 125K was so entertaining. He had some great observations today.

    Howard was being a total fucktard today. Did you notice that as Artie was hitting on the slut, Howard got jealous and was stepping all over Artie. Howard was unconfortable with Artie taking over the show with his offers, so he started with this “if I dumped Beth” stuff but it was pathetic. Artie was sincere with is offer and Howard was full of shit with his pathetic flirting.

  2. artiefan Says:

    Artie was being a fucking moron too… granted this girl is hot, but there are much more hotter freakin chicks in the world, and most arent worth 125K to bang.

  3. Matt Smith Says:

    That broad was HOT…but I have to pull a Ralph and say she wasn’t that hot. The studio sounded like a bunch of horny assholes who’d never seen a hot chick before! WTF!!!!

  4. artiefan Says:

    Exactly.. lame!

  5. Arties heart Says:

    Arties crying to Howard this morning was the most pathetic garbage I have heard fall out of fat boys mouth what a pathetic pussy. I love the back tracking about Howard being his friend. Artie really sounded like a total jerk.

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