How does members of the Exclusive Club jerkoff…
Artie said he was part of an exclusive club today… Fat people. (although he did say that maybe its not so exclusive).
I’ll first preface this thinking that I would take the high road and not talk about a man’s drunken-masturbatory exploits… but….. its just too funny.
The gang discussed Artie jerkin’ the gergin to Miss Howard Tv last night. But due to Artie’s increasing size and his small tv* he had to get into a uncomfortable position to do the deed. Now according to him, he is so fat now that he has to lay on his side to jerk off… its easier to reach that way…
Dude, when you can’t just hop in any position and do the ol’ 5 knuckle shuffle on the ol’ piss pump - and i dont care if your drunk or not - when you gotta lay on your side to do it… LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT!!
(*a small TV ? i cant figure out why he doesn’t buy a bigger one… maybe his mom will have to shop for him)
Amber - Miss Howard TV (June)
May 24th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Artie, its funny that you’re too fat to jerk off. Who cares, with your money just pay a whore to jerk you off or better yet blow you.
May 24th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
No, because then he will feel bad that he is paying for someone to jerk him off … just like he was offended Howard brought a skinny girl in yesterday because she had a fat fetish…
ARTIE WAAAHHHHHH!