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QotD: Artie to Stay… on the show or drugs?

When i leave the show its to heaven or hell or Florida… my show business career ends here.

I have one friend and I’m in love with the lady friend Heroin and I can’t wait to ….

Maybe Artie loves self torture so much that he will stay on the Howard Stern show…. but with a little help from his friends… …. i get high with a little help from my friends … i get by with a little help from my friends., from my friends, from my FFFRRIIIEENNDDS.

11 Responses to “QotD: Artie to Stay… on the show or drugs?”

  1. Arties heart Says:

    I would say Heroine is more of a dude then a chick. I love how fatboy makes his addition feminine to make him feel better about it. No Artie heroine is not a chick it’s a big fat cock in your ass not a hot chick you’re hanging out with. Dope.

  2. Arties heart Says:

    Man I should proof read this stuff before I post. And i’m calling Artie a dope…….

  3. artiefan Says:

    Nah what a second…. Possesions are always feminine to guys…. like cars or boats… its always my baby.. shit like that … hell even Pot/weed is called Mary Jane. He is right on with calling heroin a girl….

  4. Arties heart Says:

    I guess it seems to me that he’s already found an excuse to go back and use heroine. How many times in the past two weeks have we heard him mention that he’s taken that medication that helps him? Heroine is a brutal drug to kick.

  5. artiefan Says:

    I hope your wrong :(

  6. NoMoreArtieFan Says:

    Artie, you let me down. You are a worthless POS. You had the job of a life time you you threw it away. Dumbass. Leave the show. Jackie, you there?

    FU Artie

  7. ratfink Says:

    Heroine is definitely a chick. Because just like a chick Heroine will suck the life out of you, take all your money, and leave you a worthless piece of shit.

    Artie fuck the chick, fuck her brains out, squeeze her ass and suck her tits. Fuck her til you die.

  8. artiefan Says:

    LOL You gotta love ratfink…. always knows how to say things!!

  9. You're all morons Says:

    It’s HEROIN not heroine, douchebags

  10. artiefan Says:

    hey whichever gets you high my friend.

  11. BIG KUSH Says:

    Artie
    Make up with that lil cunt and make sure to bring him with you when you do your show at the Rio in SA….(look me up; got some great hook ups in SA)….then have him run a lil errand for you once you get settled in SA….me and my cousin will hook up with him…..
    But Artie seriously take good care bro, love ya and hope you had or are having a great time in the ‘Dam, peace

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