The Stern Show will be off next week, May 28th - June 1st.

***Upated***

A Jackie Martling retrospective will air next week among other specials…

Today there was a cute 18 yr old in studio. In referring to her fake-baking (tanning) she does Artie said, “I’m not saying she’s tan , Ralph, but i almost gave her my laundry”

On the show today, Artie said how he feels like he owes some of his fans something and he said he would consider putting someone in his will …….

WELL!

I’m not looking for money, as you can see I never even put ads on this site. However, Savebabygorilla.com has spent more time on Artie Lange in the last 5 months than anyone else in the past 5 years… and i’m excluding his pizza delivery guy.

I want to officially submit my ballot to be put into Artie Lange’s will.

Howard brought up how someone ran into Artie’s sister and she said how Artie isn’t a fat guy. Then the gang got into the discussion of if Artie is a fat guy. The ridiculous part is when Artie says, I know what she is saying, if you look at my normal weight, im not a fat guy.. Thankfully Fred was smart enough to come right out and point out the obvious in Artie’s sister’s comment.

ARTIE, LOOK AT YOU, YOU BABY GORILLA! YOU ARE A FAT GUY!!

They started talking about Artie’s weight again… and I couldn’t hear the whole segment because I am here at work — but Artie goes into talking about a website who kicks him in the ass and he happy for it…. AND HE MENTIONS A WEBSITE THAT HASN’T BEEN UPDATED IN A YEAR??!?! What the fuck?!

Wake up Artie, when you Google your name: I am #6 on the first page and rising.

Second, every time I try to add my site to your wikipedia page, it gets deleted. So I know there is some fucker deliberately silencing this site!

*** I just added my site to Wiki again at 8:51am EST. Lets see how long it takes to get pulled again ***

UPDATE — my site has already been deleted. its 10:53am lol

comment and discuss .. The king of cable, Robin touchy about Howard asking her about yesterday, Andy Dick roast review, Henry Hill

….. and the magic number is????????

300. Wow, gee what a fucking accomplishment. Jesus dude, put the fork down for the love of Pete. Howard had made a comment to Artie early in the show that he was supposed to start his diet on Tuesday and here it is Wednesday and he still hasn’t started. Artie’s excuse was that things come up. The only thing coming up is your blood pressure, your cholesterol and chances of dying this year.

Leave comments to discuss todays show.

I haven’t heard Artie yet this morning… either he is sleeping on the show or he is a no show?

I think that baby gorilla couldnt put the fork down this morning and instead of hearing howard and robin this morning, he stayed home to eat his french toast in quiet.

**** Update ****

Artie had to bail today to shoot some stuff for Rescue Me show.

Nice job Steve!