Artie has been having a good time being on the show recently which prompted Howard to ask him if he was gonna last the rest of the show’s contract. Artie said that he had re-thought it but he is not sure.

Well Monday morning came and went and no scale for Artie. He promised last week that he would weigh himself today. But after a bunch of complaining Howard gave up.

WWWwwwwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh, weighing myself depresses me. I’m 300 pounds and almost 40. Waaaahhhhhh, I just bought a house on the Jersey shore but I’m still fat.

Artie said jokingly that he could put the Dian Fossey frame right next to his award for Curliest hair at Branch Brook Park Newark, NJ 1973. Here is an alternate news report of our story on the Howard 100 News. This one includes more Artie.

Listen here to an extended clip of Artie commenting on our site

6/24/07 - just fixed the link to the clip.

I just got done listening to the Howard 100 Week in Review and our headline was featured again but this time it was an alternate version of the report with more of the Artie interview.

At one point Steve Langford must have referred to me and Artie says “you call him a wise-ass, i call him a Loyal fan of the show…” With all of the ragging on Artie that happens on the site I was pleasantly surprised that Artie actually didn’t rip at me and instead took this site with a grain of salt.

Thanks big boy!

Artie debuted his new fashion statement this week. A new cap! SBG contributor Artie’s Heart pointed out the frightening similarities between Artie Lange and cartoon character Andy Capp.

We found out today that Artie will be meeting Howard Stern show guest Dr. Keith Ablow, author of the book Living the Truth. This news coming on a day where Artie refused to get on the scale so we can find out how much he weighs. Howard tried to convince but Artie said “this is the one time where i am gonna say no”. Artie says he will do it monday.

Artie Lange received his baby gorilla adoption papers and Steve Langford was there to cover it. After the show today Steve got an up-close reaction from Artie Lange himself. Steve also interviewed SaveBabyGorilla.com for a reaction to Artie’s reaction.

• Listen to the full report here
• Listen to the mention during the show

Here are one of the baby mountain gorillas we have adopted on behalf of Artie Lange! Welcome, IGIHOZO Another gorilla should have been sent to the Stern show and hopefully we hear about that soon.

I’ll scan in the membership card later, lol, it says savebabygorilla.com right on it. funny shit.

*** Update ***

Steve Langford mentioned them receiving the adoption package this morning. He will be covering this on the Howard 100 news later and I will be doing another interview for it.

Steve is also gonna present Artie with the plague, etc

Howard: “Can’t you do a healthy amount of heroin to stay thin?”

Artie: “I swear to god - If i could just do coke so i could lose 100 lbs i would… [then he added later on] I haven’t figured out a way to be healthy with this schedule…”

Howard: “Why don’t you do the show on an exercise bike.”

After six years Artie still hasn’t figured out a schedule. Artie, that statement alone makes you my hero. I never knew someone could take laziness and procrastination to that level!! I feel so humbled.