Quote from Monday’s Show
Howard: “Can’t you do a healthy amount of heroin to stay thin?”
Artie: “I swear to god - If i could just do coke so i could lose 100 lbs i would… [then he added later on] I haven’t figured out a way to be healthy with this schedule…”
Howard: “Why don’t you do the show on an exercise bike.”
After six years Artie still hasn’t figured out a schedule. Artie, that statement alone makes you my hero. I never knew someone could take laziness and procrastination to that level!! I feel so humbled.