The Sad Pack hits Vegas!
Artie, John the Stutterer and J.D. took on casinos, blackmail and hookers!
Surprisingly Artie didn’t do any gambling even with the casino giving him 5K in chips. He gave out 500 each to J.D. and John.
Who got laid?
Artie got laid once.
J.D. got laid twice.
John got a regular coke.
I heard something earlier (half awake) about some chick telling Artie that she will go to the Papers unless Artie did something… i missed that whole segment. Did anyone get it?

thanks for the picture Steve!


July 30th, 2007 at 7:20 am
The reason they don’t weight Artie on the show anymore is because the scale only goes up to 400lbs. To get an accurate weight they have to drive fat boy up the Jersey turnpike and find a truck scale.
July 30th, 2007 at 7:25 am
HahahahahhHahHhahahHhahaha!!
July 30th, 2007 at 7:38 pm
Man, J.D. actually sounded a little confident today. Perhaps his stammering is because he has the self-confidence of a 5-year old that pisses his bed?
July 31st, 2007 at 10:22 am
The hooker that Artie was with was trying to hang out. She said she would goto the news paper if he didn’t let her stay. LMAO!!! Good story I laughed my ass off.
July 31st, 2007 at 10:24 am
Yea then I think he paid her off or something, right?
July 31st, 2007 at 10:33 am
He gave her a grand at first before sex, then 300 to get her out of the room.
July 31st, 2007 at 10:42 am
HAHAH classic.
August 1st, 2007 at 2:24 pm
At least Artie is getting laid. More power to him.
The fact that he has to pay a broad a lot of money to fuck his 300 lb lard ass just makes the whole thing really funny.
August 1st, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Would you not pay for it? Regardless of whether you could get chicks or not.