Just so you can get your Artie fix, here is a classic Artie skit. “Don’t make me break my foot off in yo’ ass”

Yup the show is back on vacation, SURPRISE SURPRISE. I guess we all should have seen that coming with Labor Day and all coming up.

Did anyone catch Artie on Comedy Central last Friday? I Tivo’d some of it. I only caught like 2 of his little spots with the kids. They were kind of funny but what was more funny was that while Artie was promoting his movie Beer League, the average non-fan viewer was so confused because by the end of the night they were questioning: “I never saw you in the movie. The star of the film was half your size.”

Artie said on the wrap-up show wednesday that he would be interested in seeing Howard’s penis because there has been so much built up around his size. Richard had brought up the topic and Artie went along with him.

Need less to say Howard brought it up on the show today saying he was shocked and thought Artie was the most heterosexual on the show.

So after receiving a nasty message from Eric (see yesterday’s post) , i responded by saying:

“Dude, what the hell man? All I did was send you a message. A positive one. Someone actually asking for you? How many times does that happen in your life?

And you respond back with a nasty message.

Well my little friend, you gotta let some shit go in life. If you truly do not want to be associated with the Stern show anymore, you should delete about 99% of your myspace friends. They are only show fans.”

So Eric responded to me back saying:

” I’ll start with you.”

And a chill came over the air… like when he told Johnny Frado “You know what to do, you know what to do”. And then I remembered what he looked like and it was more like that angry dwarf in Bad Santa except pale white and very lame.

Now I can’t right to him back because he blocked me. Eric, I have only just begun with you.

That whiny little fucking midget. Eric the Actor? No Eric the Midget. The other day I thought it would be funny if I did what so many other fans had done and leave a message for Eric on his myspace account saying “Come back Eric!”. Thats all I wrote. And what did that little freaking retard write back to me?

Eric the bitter man: ” No. Don’t ask again or I’ll block you. Also who gives a shit about Artie “Baby Gorilla” Lang.”

Well hey Eric, first of all that’s Lange with an E.

Secondly, why must you threaten to block me. Why don’t you just remove all of us Stern fans from your account because that is the only reason why we go to your page.

Check out COMEDY CENTRAL on Friday, August 24, 2007 at 10:00 p.m. as Artie Lange hosts a “Friday Night Stand-Up”

I don’t have access to the show via the Internet at the moment so I have been only catching moments in the car

The Howard Stern show has always been affiliated with Scores gentleman’s club for as long as I remember. The show had a 15 yr relationship with Score’s spokesman Lonnie Hanover. Today Lonnie announced that he was leaving Scores due to irreconciable differences. Howard stated repeatedly that he would stand by Lonnie and therefore the Howard Stern show would no longer be tied to the world re-known club.

What club will be next? What will Ronnie “Scoresman” “The Limo Driver” Mund do? Where will he next say “Let’s fuck some whores”?

Maxim magazine has an article on Actors as Video Game Characters… well Artie made the list as the King Koopa smashing Mario.

Artie is talking about hitting the playboy mansion again. I’m thinking he is gonna be so hard up he will be kicked out for literally throwing money at the playmates and calling them whores for not blowing him