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Eric the Midget is a bitch

That whiny little fucking midget. Eric the Actor? No Eric the Midget. The other day I thought it would be funny if I did what so many other fans had done and leave a message for Eric on his myspace account saying “Come back Eric!”. Thats all I wrote. And what did that little freaking retard write back to me?

Eric the bitter man: ” No. Don’t ask again or I’ll block you. Also who gives a shit about Artie “Baby Gorilla” Lang.”

Well hey Eric, first of all that’s Lange with an E.

Secondly, why must you threaten to block me. Why don’t you just remove all of us Stern fans from your account because that is the only reason why we go to your page.

9 Responses to “Eric the Midget is a bitch”

  1. Arties Heart Says:

    He’ll block you!? I would imagine it’s tough to live as a midget, even more tough to live as a midget who want to create his own version of reality.

  2. artiefan Says:

    I almost felt bad for him when I looked at his picture closer…. but he can go fuck himself and shove his little angry dead legs up his shrunken ass.

  3. artiefan Says:

    Go jerk off in your man pants Eric!

  4. Arties Heart Says:

    You mean PJ pants.

  5. artiefan Says:

    Remember in the Eric and porn star cartoon, he yells at her and says “no they’re man pants” … right?

  6. Arties Heart Says:

    Dropin loads all over your wheelchiar, yeah wet filthy wheelchair…

  7. artiefan Says:

    http://youtube.com/w/?v=1TzEiNqRLk8

  8. Arties Heart Says:

    websense blocks you tube here. I know the cartoon your talking about though. It was when Tabitha Stevens agreed to give Eric a hand job. Eric is an ungrateful jerk but I think thats pretty obvious.

  9. artiefan Says:

    Actually i dropped a link to youtube where Cartman is fighting the midget in South Park.. hehe

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