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Eric the Midget vs SBG continues

So after receiving a nasty message from Eric (see yesterday’s post) , i responded by saying:

Dude, what the hell man? All I did was send you a message. A positive one. Someone actually asking for you? How many times does that happen in your life?

And you respond back with a nasty message.

Well my little friend, you gotta let some shit go in life. If you truly do not want to be associated with the Stern show anymore, you should delete about 99% of your myspace friends. They are only show fans.

So Eric responded to me back saying:

I’ll start with you.

And a chill came over the air… like when he told Johnny Frado “You know what to do, you know what to do”. And then I remembered what he looked like and it was more like that angry dwarf in Bad Santa except pale white and very lame.

Now I can’t right to him back because he blocked me. Eric, I have only just begun with you.

19 Responses to “Eric the Midget vs SBG continues”

  1. Arties Heart Says:

    He’s a sandy vag, you’re going to argue with a 3 inch pussy that lives for pro wrestling and American Idol? Forget it man, the guy is a zero, even for a whack packer. In the end I found myself listening to Octane when that toolbag came on.

  2. artiefan Says:

    yea but i need something to write about. lol

  3. Arties Heart Says:

    O&A had a fake news person call him pretending to be from a mattress company looking for him to be a spokesperson. After they aired it this little pussy came out and said “I saved my good material for a real radio show, not some big nosed jackass,” good material!?!?!? the only good material this loser ever had was his PJ pants. They where able to withstand his countlesss mattress rubbings and jizz stains. And even then the material was made by china not him.

  4. Ivan Says:

    TAKE THE DAMN MIDGET DOWN!

    Someone should hack his MySpace account.

    ERIC - YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO ALL MIDGETS EVERYWHERE. HANK THE ANGRY DRUNKEN DWARF WAS A REAL MIDGET, A REAL MIDGET OF A MAN. YOU ARE A COWARD - AND YOU’RE LETTING YOUR DISABILITIES RUIN YOUR LIFE.

    Bye for now!

  5. artiefan Says:

    I might do a little contest here… featuring making fun of that little jackass. I do have something to give away, show related.

    I’m not really on SFN, if at the time someone can post the contest that would be great. I dont want to give away something if its only a couple people participating.

  6. Arties Heart Says:

    I tried to get on his website/myspace BS he only lets people on that are his “friends”? LMAO!! I wonder how many your a f’n ahole emails he got before he had to make that move.

  7. artiefan Says:

    Yea, and funny - I had initially wrote a neutral come back to the show comment thats it and he gave me shit. Angry bitch.. PJ pants wearing weirdo

  8. Arties Heart Says:

    He’s drunk with “myspace” power. The mighty power of “click Ok” and “delete”. It’s funny he can’t wipe his own ass, dress himself, or hold a job, but myspace? He’s got that down. Way to go Eric you’re one helluva dude, I mean man, I mean midget, I mean sobbing vag……

  9. Matt Smith Says:

    Man, what an asshole. FUCK HIM! Start an anti-Eric the Midget Site!

  10. dylan555 Says:

    Wow, now I want to butter him up to become his friend just so I can fuck with him. I love it that he’s so fucking sensitive.

  11. ratfink Says:

    If Hank the Angry Dwarf was here he’d kick Eric’s ass.

    Artie could use Eric as a tampon for his enormous smelly vagina.

  12. Eric's Matress Says:

    STOP FUCKING ME ERIC! I’M NOT YOUR BITCH!

  13. artiefan Says:

    I would love to make a flash video game where its boxing and have it be Hank or Beetlejuice vs Eric , and then we all can virtually beat the shit out of Crippy Boy

  14. Arties Heart Says:

    I would like to see a game where we could shoot Herman Munchkin out of the sky one balloon at a time.

  15. dylan555 Says:

    What about a version of Donkey Kong where Artie is the ape and Eric is Mario, wheeling his way up the ramps until the final level where he flies with balloons if you win?

  16. artiefan Says:

    rofl

  17. rglovejoy Says:

    The sixth anniversary of Hank the Dwarf’s death is coming up. I just know that if Hank were still alive, he would fly to Sacramento and beat the living shit out of Eric.

    And I think Hank would have been totally cool with being flown with balloons, and would never have made ridiculous demands. After all, he was willing to dress up in a little Superman costume and run around the K-rock hallways barefoot.

  18. Eric The Midget Fan Says:

    LOL. you’re lucky he didn’t call you a “Blading Jew” (sic). That little midget has so much trouble sending texts, he must mash the keys on his mobile with his little disabled midget hands. Hahaha.

  19. artiefan Says:

    LOL, midget fingers.

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