Ralph Cirella owes Artie $300, pees in public and yet is embarrassed by the show. Dominic called in today thinking Ralph is having some kind of breakdown because of selling out the show on the air. Howard said he hung out with Ralph the other day and said he seemed fine.
Artie feels as a friend, Ralph should acknowledge the fact that he gave him $300 during Ralph’s blackout and say he will give him the money back.
“Artie is the one who doesn’t do the right thing”, responded Ralph on the wrap-up claiming that Ralph has bought stuff for Artie but Artie never said thank you.
Gimme, gimme, gimme, me, me, me, me. You people just don’t get it. I network with hollywood stars. While you guy are all home picking your collective asses, I’m out at the viper club picking up hotties and getting paid. Fuck you all.
Wow you really are a dick…good for you…
Does Ralph still have a berry face? lol
Don’t hate on my berry. It’s seen more bush then you can comprehend.
Ralph’s a little groupie bitch, so what’s Artie supposed to say—Hey, thanks for the blowjob?—even though s/he didn’t swallow!!!
Hold on now I swallow, just ask Howard.
Ralph is an ugly berry on the face of society. Dominic is right that he is mentally ill. But instead of helping him I think we as society should fuck him over.
Someday when Howard is off the air and he doesn’t need a tranny to lay out his underwear Ralph will become homeless. He will have to suck cock to support his drug habit. He will become strung out and his teeth will fall out. He’ll die prematurely of AIDS or he’ll jump off a bridge.
The world will not miss a shit stain like Ralph. Fuck him.
Ralph, do us all a favor and commit suicide now.
Ralph seems to live on handouts. Howard pays him to go shopping, and keep him current in fashion. The fact that this is considered work in anyway is laughable. Seriously what do you call someone whose profession is to make someone else look good? Ratfik is right unless Howard is paying someone to set up retirement options for Ralph once the show ends so does his life.
Arties heart you really have no clue. I have many other projects I am currently working on. I have tremendous follow through and a sharp eye for fashion. A combination that will take me well into my autumn years. Fetch me my man purse boy.
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It’s gotta be the son Stern has always wanted…if he had knocked up Penny Crone.
Fashion sense Ralphiecakes??? GQ won’t be knocking down YOUR door
Ralph has a great eye for fashion, he spends his life trying to look like Howard. Get a hair cut you cheap douche bag.
I really can’t stand Ralph. He’s such a douche. He uses everybody. I mean what does he do anyway??? He just tells people what to wear and sponges off them. Such a leech.