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Stay the Fuck out of my life…

First we get the Bin Laden tape, then we get the Eric tape!

Eric the Midget threatened a lawsuit and restraining order against the Howard Stern show and its fans if they attempt to contact him. In a message given to Johnny Fraddo, he said he contacted 50 lawyers online that are ready to go if Stern and co continue their connection to Eric.

“Stay out of my life you big nose sack of shit”. Eric also called out to Beth not to marry Howard.

Apparently Eric is stuck in some dreamworld that Diana DeGarmo is gonna hook up with him and he wants to introduce his parents to her. Eric the Dreamer is a funny short bastard. Sorry nature was so cruel to you Eric, but I hope Diana kicks you down a small staircase.

*** Update *** At 7:33am - Eric called in for 20mins to clear up what is going on. Howard tried to tell Eric that Diana is not interested in him. Apparently Eric got pissed when Steve Langford contacted Diana’s mom about Eric calling. She would not comment when Steve asked if she wanted Eric to keep calling. Overall the phone call was pretty calm with no real outbursts from Eric. Howard ended the call saying no hard feelings but Eric said he would not call in again.

***Update, Eric calls back on Wednesday***

Look who is back!? The minute that little midget needs help or something he calls back in.

5 Responses to “Stay the Fuck out of my life…”

  1. Arties Heart Says:

    If Eric the midget wanted to be left alone he would take down his Myspace page, and change his phone #. Not call in the Stern show and complain about Langford. Not only is eric the gay actor annoying he’s retarded as well.

    I’ll get you Stern!!!

  2. Matt Smith Says:

    This fucker will ALWAYS be around. Tough shit midget, you can’t live without the show!

  3. byron from canada Says:

    That little fucking midget is getting on my nerves. I can’t stand to hear his voice on the show anymore. Howard doesn’t have him on the show because he feels sorry for him, its a bit because Howard knows how much that little fucking midget pisses off his audience.

    I’d like nothing better than to poke a pin hole in that midget’s air matress so all he’d be left with is fucking the baseboard of his bed.

  4. Eric The Midget Fan Says:

    I think he’s hilarious. It’s like Howard said: “I’m at war with a midget - it’s funny”. Eric is such an ungrateful little bitch. And he deludes himself into thinking he’s gonna score with hot 20 year old celebs. Meanwhile he’s a 32 year old disabled midget. Comedy gold!

  5. damitboy Says:

    the time he tould stern about him humping the pillow was crazy funny to me , cuase do it too

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