Now the fat bastard is falling asleep on the toilet? OMG, come on Artie what the fuck. Apparently Artie was waking up a lot during the night. It got Artie worried so much that he went to a clinic to get checked out for sleep apnea.
The doctor asked him, “Have you gained weight recently?”. LOL
Ralph called in and said “This sleep apnea thing is bullshit. Its always big fat guys like Artie that have it.”



Now hold on there…is this becoming the Ralph Cirella fan site…yeah i know, obvious oxyMORON
yes Dr Cirella knows all. Right after he cures heart disease and cancer he can run out and buy Howard a new outfit. WWWeeeeeeeeeee….
Falling asleep on the toilet? Isn’t that one of the top heroin stereotypes??
Really, I think he is on the H. He been up and down, tired and hyper on the show. He acting really strange, but he’s still funny. A lot more funny then Jackie the Joke.
I hope he dies on the toilet, that will make for a funny story. Was it Elvis that died on the toilet?
Ohh that is terrible. I hope he does not die on the toilet!. I would be much happier if he fell against the sink and got a little concusion or something. Something that Howard can goof on when he hears the details the following Monday.