Howard read an email from a fan on the air that Asian massage parlors (in and around where Artie recently got a happy ending) are filled with boys who look feminine and who are given breast implants. Nearly 100% of these hand jobs are given by boys.
Artie
Ah, the Asian lady boys…but since the show is in NYC all you gotta do is look at the hooker section in the back of the Village Voice, where all the best looking “girls” are chicks with dicks…and the idea ain’t too far-fetched!
And think about it Lange—the Chinese DROWN their girl chiles—so it’s [probably] a man baby…LOL
On the personal front—My girlfriend called me a pedophile, and i said to her, “My, that’s a big word for a six-year-old”
I think it is very likely. I mean the big guy would not know. Who cares, is it really that bad that he got jerked off by an asian man? It is not like he got a prostate massage while he was in there.
Let’s see, he goes to a massage parlor where the girls are likely boys, asks Howard about celebrity dick sizes, and hot tubs with Ralph (who now acts like a scorned lover). What next, camping weekends with Andy Dick?
artie
u gay now
The possible gay moments in Artie’s life are adding up. Thats what you get for being a homophobe =) Wait, i dont want to be fucked in the ass either!
Pretty vague statement by whoever came up with this “boys in massage parlours”. First off, Yonge st in Toronto is the longest street in the WORLD, so “if you got your handjob near Yonge St chances are it was a boy with boobs”, is complete bullshit. There aren’t many rub and tug places along the Yonge Street strip, and are usually in the skirts of the city.
Smarten up fuckers…..and please leave Artie alone!!!
If Artie says he recieved a handjob from a girl then I believe him. Whilst in Amsterdam I saw a few Asian lady boys in the windows. There is no way in hell any man could be fooled an think they were genuine ladies. They looked better than your typical dragqueen or tranny but damn…it was still obviously a man. The Adam’s apple is another dead giveaway. Artie only gets the rub and tug from women.
Arties no fag he would notice if it was a dude. Hes not retarded. And anyways even if it was dude, its not really gay as long as he thought it was a chick.
IF Bill Maher[sp?] comes on the show again, he’s the expert on the Adam’s apple thang since he dated Ann Coulter…and Artie can broach the subject by asking—How many inches is s/he packing?
i think the OVER/UNDER should be 8 inches
I want to believe that Artie got a handjob from a asian tranny. Just like his Dad got his butt diddled by the gay dude nurse. Chip off the old block.
Did you hear how angry Artie got about this issue. He sounded like he was about to get violent. So funny. I bet it’s true too.
artie did he cum on your chest too