Who sits down to pee?

Artie falls asleep again…

“I sat down to take a leak.

6 Responses to “Who sits down to pee?”

  1. bubba says:

    Dude when you wake up in middle of night, who wants to aim, stand or turn on light, sit down relax keep eyes closed and wiz like a girl.

  2. ratfink says:

    It’s fitting that he sits down because his penis disappeared in his fat roles a long time ago. Which means he effectively has a vagina and his penis is in effect a clit. So he should sit down and pee and wipe his vagina like a chick. Its got to be the biggest stinkiest pussy that you’ve ever seen.

  3. dylan555 says:

    Is he not healthy enough to stand the 25 seconds it takes to take a piss? 400 pounds here he comes!

  4. Matt Smith says:

    Yeah, he and Howard have Vaginas!

  5. giggletext says:

    I dont know what your guys problem is. Artie is a beautiful model of health and well being. If a man preffers to sit when he pees so be it. Leave the poor guy alone. LEAVE ARTIE ALONE!

  6. Adolf Shitler says:

    I sit,..no problem. I can see my TV from the bathroom, and standing to pee drowns out the dialog. Also, when you are stoned/high at night, there is much less chance of missing. Especially if yer hole gets closed up.(yuk)

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