Heroin, A Love Affair
Preface
About an hour into the show today, Howard said that he hasn’t been beating off lately which Artie chimed in that he was the same way. Howard said it was probably because of his weight. Artie said, “I can’t get myself into bed…I blew myself off”. Artie went on to say that he has had that “I gave up look of sweat pants and a beard” for awhile. Howard said that girls are “freaked out” and if he was to get in shape he would be banging all the time.
Rut of all ruts
Artie said its been a long time since he went out to New York to a nice dinner with a girl. He got used to that while dating Dana. He claims he had dated a girl for a little while but worried about it getting more serious than it was
September 20th, 2007 at 9:59 am
Another week goes by, another 30 minute diatribe about getting addicted to heroin and drugs. Waaa
September 20th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
If Artie’s still doing heroin and coke, why does he still weigh 300 pounds?
September 20th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
He ain’t doing drugs… at least he says he ain’t. I don’t think he is.
September 20th, 2007 at 10:56 pm
Give me lysergic any day of the week…heroin is for those who want to be on the nod all the time…why don’t you try some Thorazine Artie???
September 21st, 2007 at 12:40 am
All I could think was: “Wow, it’s going to be really creepy when they replay this story next year, AFTER ARTIE’S DEAD.
September 23rd, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Artie,
Don’t fight it, drugs are your destiny. Your story reads “funny fuck up.”