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Artie Calls out Sick

Art was a no show today and missed out on the great Jamie Foxx interview. It would have been interesting to have a comic’s perspective on Jamie, however, like Gary said - it might have been better just being a regular interview without interruption. But Artie would have had some common experiences that he could have added in on.

Teddy said that Artie had text-messaged him for a comic’s phone number. I guess he was just bed-ridden.

Plug: Jim Florentine Suicide Benefit Show

6 Responses to “Artie Calls out Sick”

  1. Arties Heart Says:

    It amazes me that he “has” to get up early four days a week and can’t manage that. Too damn funny. I guess 48 hour drinking binges make it hard to get up at 4am Monday mornings.

  2. Matt Smith Says:

    Man, makes you wonder if he is in the area…was he out of town this weekend?

  3. artiefan Says:

    He came in yesterday… today is tuesday.

  4. Arties Heart Says:

    He was up late inking a new movie deal. The working titles are “Queer league: more unwatchable junk”, “what do I have to do for a royalty check”, and “Howards Junk”.

  5. ratfink Says:

    Fever, vomiting, weakness…..its called detox. Artie, call your Mommy and she’ll put cold compresses on your head and make you chicken soup. YOU BIG PUSSY!

  6. Allison Says:

    Artie LITERALLY cannot go a day without mentioning Heroin, and sometimes more than once. He is SCREAMING for help, way past a cry for help.

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