Artie won’t be going to Iraq

Howard announced that Artie was rejected by the USO. I’m sure Steve Langford is bummed out. On the upside, at least Artie won’t die from insurgents.

10 Responses to “Artie won’t be going to Iraq”

  1. Misleading title…i thought Artie was gonna enlist—boot camp would do wonders for his weight & drinking problems, and Paris Island is lovely this time of year:)

  2. ratfink says:

    That’s a bummer, the troops would love Artie and get a kick out of his humor. They deserve anything that can give them a break from the hell that our fucked up administration is putting them through. Fuck the Administration and fuck Bush.

  3. artiefan says:

    I still say, “Fuck the Insurgents”

  4. Arties Heart says:

    Artie can’t score drugs or drink in Iraq how the hell would that work?

    Answer: It wounldn’t

  5. ROBERT says:

    who is this fat fuck kidding? did you hear the story why he called in sick on tuesday? HE overate? whaaaaaa bullshit, the dr made him sleep in thewaiting room, to see if hewas fine, TOO MUCH H FAT SLOB

  6. Even though I dislike Artie Lange, I’m glad he isn’t going over to a place where we don’t belong!

    http://www.fuckyouartielange.com

  7. Arties Heart says:

    Atrie needs a tracktion.

  8. artiefan says:

    That bit was priceless.

  9. Matt Smith says:

    EminemsRevenge, Artie going to boot camp would be a real life FULL METAL JACKET. Artie of course playing the part of Private Pyle!

  10. bummer says:

    Bummer Arte. I thought finally a good guy will get to play over there. I guess the Bushies can’t take a joke

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