Artie Lange has Type 2 Diabetes?
Artie was given a blood sugar test earlier and it came back with 208. John then gave him another test and it came back as 238? Are we finally seeing our Baby Gorilla dying?
Robin and John both think he may very well be diabetic. Howard was trying to convince Artie to exercise and eat regularly thinking that his blood sugar is just a result of his bad eating habits. (of course artie dropped a subutex today)
Scared Straight
October 24th, 2007 at 10:51 am
ARTIE I LOVE YOU PLEASE STOP EATING SO MUCH YOU FAT FUCK.
YOU ARE SO HOT WHEN YOU ARE THIN…WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? I THINK YOU MAY NEED TO FIND A NEW LADY TO TAKE YOUR MIND OFF OF THE FOOD…REPLACE THE FOOD ADDICTION WITH SEX IS A GREAT IDEA.
ALSO TRY TAKING A SHORT WALK EVERYDAY…THAT IS A GREAT WAY TO START GETTING IN SHAPE AND YOU COULD USE THE TIME TO CLEAR YOUR MIND. PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.
LOVE,
JULIE
October 24th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Artie,
My new firefighter boyfriend and I are quite worried about you.
October 24th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
smoking more to curb the eating? thats something a woman would say
artie needs to wake up (no pun intended)
October 24th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Can’t tell if you’re diabetic by just a prick on the finger. You have to do a blood workup which includes an A1C test. If the A1C test comes back over 1%, then you have diabetes.
October 24th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
LET THE DEATH POOL CONTEST BEGIN ……. JULY 2008
October 24th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
Yup we already have a death pool going on here:
http://savebabygorilla.com/death-pool/
October 24th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
FUCK YOU ARTIE. You’re a worthless POS. Keep eating you fat fuck!
October 25th, 2007 at 7:31 am
Yeah he’s very worried, it’s nap time and he’s out of lindens cookies. hey where’s my big Orange pillow and skippy peanutbutter jar? Is it noon already?
October 25th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Artie You Fat FUCK. Stop eatting!!
You are KILLING yourself one cupcake at a time
October 25th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
Love you Artie and I am really pissed at howard and the rest of them for not forcing you to get help. Go on a 6 month medical leave of absence and get straightened out. Howard can pay for your stay at a good rehab/weight loss center. Just do it!
October 25th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
Artie,
Fuck all these pussies. Life is about living in the current, not living until 100. Live in the now. Artie, once you hit 70 you’re worthless. Enjoy now and don’t let yourself be old and unable to care for yourself. Live, enjoy to the max and die. Go out like a champ.
See yourself as a hero. You’re what we all want to be. You must go out like a hero. This is your contribution to mankind.
October 26th, 2007 at 7:22 am
Big fat drug addicted pussies are my hero’s also.
October 26th, 2007 at 7:23 am
Diabetes CAN’T kill you any more…but with all them needles he’d need, think he’ll start mainlining some horse???
October 26th, 2007 at 7:27 am
Sure it can and/or lead to enough complications to die or wish you were dead.
October 26th, 2007 at 9:59 am
Like heart failure and kidney failure. And booze has a big potential to f up his glucose count. Fat boy said he tried to run a mile the other day and said it was hell. I would pay good money to watch that manatee flop down the street for a mile!!!