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Artie Sleeping Today

I guess Captain Janks was a boring interview. Apparently people are coming into the studio and taking pictures with Artie passed out.

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Image from howardstern.com (more pics here)

*** Update ***

Artie woke up like 20 minutes later saying his back hurt. Probably from the way he was sleeping on the console. Howard interrupted a commercial to monitor Artie’s condition. Afterwards, Dominic called in saying it could be from all the sugar he is taking in. Maybe diabetes or hypoglycemia? John took his blood sugar and it was at 205 (which is high). Artie then said he was really in the mood for a cookie.

9 Responses to “Artie Sleeping Today”

  1. EminemsRevenge Says:

    He looks so INNOCENT there…you just can’t help but feel sorry for the poor little fat boy:)

  2. artiefan Says:

    Now you know why Dana banged him.

  3. Allison Says:

    Look at the peanut butter and Lindens Chocolate chippers there.. ahahaha

  4. Matt Smith Says:

    I really wish he’d be more cognizant of his weight. Wake up Artie, you’re in DEEP shit if you don’t clean up your act!

  5. Justin Says:

    I am Type II diabetic and hearing the blood sugar reading he is definitely diabetic. This is not a thing to mess with. Any blood sugar reading over 140-160 is doing serious tissue damage to your body. My mother was thirty nine years old and had quintruple by-pass surgery from years of not controlling her diabetes. Now she is on kidney dialysis and has all the toes of one foot amputated.

  6. ROBERT Says:

    ITS TIME HOWARD FIRED HIM, SLEEPING ON THE HOTTEST SHOW ON THE RADIO?

  7. Arties heart Says:

    It’s amazing how howard coddels artie. I need a job where I get paid well to eat sleep and BS. The one thing I can’t understand is how Artie thinks it’s ok to fall asleep during the show. Thats completely INSANE.

  8. artiefan Says:

    Yea well i guess if it weren’t an entertainment show…

  9. Artie Puff'n'stuff Says:

    Why compare Artie to Belushi or Farley? The parallels between a fading Jerry Garcia and Artie are much more appropriate. They are (or were) both Big, fat diabetic heroin addicts. Both had years of family and friends trying to bend over backwards to help (or enable?). Responding with “Arties going to do what Arties going to do”, Jerry was first, Artie is number two.

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