He’s a faaaaag - Richard Christy
Here is my song parody for Richard Christy. Set to the tune “Lump” by Presidents of the United States of America. I am playing all the instruments and singing.
Lyrics:
Richard’s nickname, a word that stands for cock (Dick)
He loves to watch man-goo and play with Sal’s knob
He cries about guys that he knew in the past
Don’t bend over or he may fuck you in the ass
He’s a fag, a fag, a fag, most likely gay
He’s a fag, a fag, a fag, he went the gay way
Cooooooock, Cock, cock cock , richard loves the cooooooock
Cooooooock, Cock, cock cock , richard loves Sal’s cooooooock
[repeat]
November 6th, 2007 at 10:48 pm
lmao nice.
November 6th, 2007 at 11:57 pm
Not quite the calibre of shit that Richard does…gotta give the cuntry boy his due;)
November 7th, 2007 at 12:08 am
I like it! Nice job man!
November 7th, 2007 at 12:24 am
HAHA! Great stuff.
November 7th, 2007 at 7:14 am
@eminemsrevenge: That’s why I never back down that Sal and Richard are funny. I know my thing is funny but Richard does it great a lot of times.
November 7th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
I agree that it is not in the same league as a Richard or Sal original, but it is far superior than anything from Rev. Bob Levy - “yeller like pee.”
November 7th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Sure its in the same league.. but come on, my retarded son can make a better song that Bob and I dont even have a son.
November 7th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Babba Booey land foreverrrr LOL
November 7th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
Someone should come up with a Richard crying song. Matt you would rock that.
November 8th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
To Artie Fan:
I’m sure your retarded kid would have a winter coat too! haha
November 8th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
Hey Grandma, Im not sure what the hell you are talking about, but just in case I am understanding correctly : Go fuck yourself.
November 9th, 2007 at 7:59 am
Yeah What the fuck was that!?!?!? Looks like “Grandma Caprio” IS retarded. Quick “Grandma” grab your starwars lunch box the short bus is honking at your door, you don’t want to be late for your helmet fitting.
November 9th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
Why are we still having this debate. Richard is as queer as the day is long.
November 10th, 2007 at 10:50 pm
He really is I think. Posters of Brad Pitt in Legends of the fall on his wall growing up? Going to see it 4 times with his manfriend? Simultaneously watching Interview with a Vampire with his long lost friend while text messaging throughout? Mario Cantone called him an “Emotional Gay” That could be true though.