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Artie out Sick

Artie is out sick again today… So here are some new fan photoshop mashups. Click on the thumbnail for full size image.

(”Santa” and “Artie and Costello” by Steve Dirkx, “Artie Simpson” by Linda Wheelan)

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Here is one that I did, Artie as the State puff marshmallow man:
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11 Responses to “Artie out Sick”

  1. Arties Heart Says:

    LMAO!!!! Artie is losing allies, now Robin is bashing fatboy about calling out four times a month. Lucky for tubby Howard is still defending him.

  2. dirt Says:

    the show sucks with artie not on. What’s his fat fucking problem he works from six to eleven. Get up you fat ginny whop, you are pathetic.

  3. Arties Hemroid Says:

    WTF!!!! He better not be sick for the show in Cleveland, that muth’fucker. Come on you baby gorilla get your fat ass outta bed.

  4. Artie's Liver Says:

    I’m the reason why Artie is out today. Sorry. I got one hell of a workout over the weekend and need to have the day to recover. I’ll be back tomorrow.

  5. Allison Says:

    HAHAHAHA! Listening now,, was there a message left by Artie?

  6. artiefan Says:

    I havent gotten to hear the whole show today so im not sure :( I hope so

  7. Allison Says:

    Yeah I know what you mean,, I woke up at noon,, just in time for one of the replays,, but I was on the phone, so I don’t know if they played one.

  8. artiefan Says:

    That new Billy Joel song that was sung by someone else sounding horrible, i thought.

  9. Allison Says:

    Sounded a little like the Puddle of Mudd singer

  10. Grandma Caprio Says:

    There was no voicemail this morning because he called Babba Booey unusually late for calling in sick and talked directly to Gary as he drove in.

  11. Arties Heart Says:

    yeah the singer sucked, but the lyrics i thought where cool.

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