“This is why you go to groups“, announced Artie this morning as he thanked Bubba the Love Sponge for opening up about his past weight issues. “That scares the fuck out of me“.

Bubba visited to the studio this morning to announce his new “deal” (one more year). Later during the interview he began talking about when he was up around 400 pounds and all the fucked-up-willy that came along with it. His then-girlfriend had to wipe his ass after he took a shit or he would have to take a bath right after words because he couldn’t wipe himself. If he wanted to fly on a plane, he had to buy all 3 seats in a row. Upon hearing this Artie blurted out with his typical scared straight for the moment emotes expressing that he needs to lose weight.

At the end Artie added, “Can someone send Lisa G down? I gotta take a shit.”

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