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I just woke up but I am just hearing that Vinnie from David Letterman emailed Dana by accident about Artie’s plans with the Penthouse Pets last night!!!!

I gotta hear the replay but what happened? Artie was trying to get back with Dana but this now fucked it up? But how can Artie say he has been trying to get back with Dana when he has been having sex with people lately?

Below are Artie’s dates from the Vegas AVN (click for full size). Howard spent the morning interviewing them and trying to broker a second date between Artie and the girls to get Artie some action. Erica has a boyfriend and Prinzess has a fiancee & a girlfriend. They wound up brining in the girlfriend who were just as hot.

Also take a look at HowardStern.com’s photo progression of Artie 2004-2007.

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Assuming both Artie Lange and Bubba the Love Sponge live throughout 2008, SaveBabyGorilla / Radiobait.com are looking for fans to guess what both of their weights will be at the end of 2008.

Special Thanks to Jooopster at Take Lisa G’s Virginity.

For those betting on Artie to die this summer might be in for some luck. During the news today Artie said that he is going with Jason to Amsterdam this summer. “I have the ability to do heroin for one night“, stated Artie. He asked the group if heroin was illegal over there and it was said that it was only a misdemeanor and Artie gasped with happiness.

“It’s like a wine drinker going to France and not drinking wine“, Artie defended.

Jason is afraid Artie will die over there and will be blamed for his death. Artie said on the wrap-up show that he is afraid that he might just stay in the hotel for five days with whores and drugs and that he has convinced himself that he could do H for a night.

Artie read an article from Page 6 today where the New York Times nailed him for hitting on the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.

Full Story here

Another great photoshop from Steve Dirkx.

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You would think that Artie has got a deal with Burger King the way he puts back a burger… a double cheeseburger that is. The big man managed to put back 7 double cheeseburgers this weekend and break a toilet seat in the process.

Friday
Artie heads up to the Turning Stone hotel and casino. On the way he hits a Burger King and orders 2 double cheeseburgers, fries and a large coke. And they any man of 300 pounds he topped off his meal with 2 chocolate donuts and a hot chocolate.

When he got to the gig, he went to his hotel room and took a shit. While trying to wipe, he leaned over and the toilet seat cracked.

Saturday
On the way home from the gig Artie hits the Burger King again and this time orders 3 double cheeseburgers.

Sunday
After the Giants win, loaded Artie decides to celebrate with another 2 double cheeseburgers, fries and, to switch it up, a shake.

Thank you Laurel for submitting this picture of her, Artie and friend at the Turning Stone Casino show on Jan. 18th.

See more pictures of Artie and Fans here