Heroin for a night
For those betting on Artie to die this summer might be in for some luck. During the news today Artie said that he is going with Jason to Amsterdam this summer. “I have the ability to do heroin for one night“, stated Artie. He asked the group if heroin was illegal over there and it was said that it was only a misdemeanor and Artie gasped with happiness.
“It’s like a wine drinker going to France and not drinking wine“, Artie defended.
Jason is afraid Artie will die over there and will be blamed for his death. Artie said on the wrap-up show that he is afraid that he might just stay in the hotel for five days with whores and drugs and that he has convinced himself that he could do H for a night.
January 24th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
I would like to change my death pool guess to that week in Amsterdam.
January 24th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
BAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD idea Artie!!!
Know at least ten people who tried THAT and they’re all pushing up daisies…Baba Booey is right—you go back *thinking* you can handle doing the same shit that you left off with, and BAM—pine box time!
Although after the Pats WHUP the Giants by 50 i guess half of Jersey’ll be mainlining after the first half
January 24th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Go for it Artie!
Going to Amsterdam and locking yourself in a hotel for 5 days with H and whores would be the coolest way to go out ever!
Look, what’s the alternative to take Geritol until your 90 when you die in an old folks home wearing a diaper pissing and shitting yourself.
This is your chance to do what you want Artie style. Who knows maybe you’ll live through it and be able to do it again some day. Imagine the stories.
Don’t listen to all these pussies who are scared to live on the edge. Drugs, booze and whores are the way to live life to the fullest. All these assholes are going to be on their deathbed and realize that they lived pathetic lives. If your liver isn’t completely fried when you die then you’ve lived a pussy life.
Fuck everybody.
January 24th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Hmmmm…so Artie is going to Amsterdamn with Jason? Jason Caplan? Ya, I doubt Jason will even SEE Artie once they get to Amsterdam.
January 24th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Artie has shown more than once that he doesn’t know the word moderation. Artie can quit heroin after a little taste just as easily as he sets down a chicken parm after two bites, or stops drinking after 3 shots, On the plus side we may get to see what a bloated and swollen Artie looks like when they are lowering his body bag down with a crane
January 24th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
He is soooooooooooo about to start using again, He was like fcuckin foaming at the mouth talking about it today. He kept obnoxiously bringing it up too, when Howard clearly wanted to move on from the topic. I said it before he is SCREAMING for help. If he goes to Amsterdam, he’ll die there.
January 25th, 2008 at 9:41 am
Artie doesn’t have the ability to pass up a slice or a cupcake. LMAO!! Christ how delusional is he? He doesn’t have the will power to open a bag of chips and eat just one. How the fuck does he in his wildest imagination think he can go back to heroine for “one night”.
I don’t care how much money and fame shitbag has he’s a total unmitigated zero. Nothing more than a shit talking pussy, he’s an athlete. he’s a long shoreman, he’s a mans mans.
Bullshit Artie you’re a crybaby drug addicted pussy that can’t use an escalator without being exhausted and near a heart attack. Highschool was over 20 years ago and being a blue collar guy was over 15 years age. Your mommy takes care of your finances, you can’t hold an adult relationship with anyone. And to top it all off your bullshit personae falls in the shit bucket every mourning when you cry at the foot of your bed.
January 25th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
WAAAH! - I’m going to Amsterdam and thinking about doing heroine - WAAAH!
If I were going to A’dam with that loser Jason I would need some H as well. Even his voice irritates me.
January 26th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
i don,t like when someone who beating live of someone else, like when he should die and their is no luck for beating that thing you fucking shit. so stop stop this nonsense and you are not a god. and artie you are adult so think carefully if you use heroin it’s not brought you a good luck but a bad luck accept for medicine. so think twice and make your way to success.
January 26th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
there is no death to be pool your idiot. what about i pool you Joopster to be death tomorrow. are you angry…………
January 26th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Its a good thing ’stop this’ uses correct grammar or else we might not have understood him
January 27th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
stop this, good comment Wendy the Retard.
January 28th, 2008 at 2:25 am
Listening to the wrap up show from 1/24,, Gary, John, NO ONE wants to fuckin admit that Artie keeps bringing up heroin. It’s at least a couple times in a show. Like god forbid they be honest and say how they feel about him. No one can say a bad word about him. What bs…. They are probably embarassed for Artie and feel uncomfortable, and for god’s sake can gary let anyone else get a word in edgewise on that show? Baba Bigmouth
January 28th, 2008 at 10:36 am
Stop this:
What?
January 28th, 2008 at 10:42 am
I think its that wacko from the original leave britney alone … rofl
January 29th, 2008 at 9:43 am
# top this Says:
January 26, 2008 at 4:51 pm
i don,t like when someone who beating live of someone else, like when he should die and their is no luck for beating that thing you fucking shit. so stop stop this nonsense and you are not a god. and artie you are adult so think carefully if you use heroin it
January 29th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Its dyslexic being hell.
January 29th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Dude….he’s gonna die. Someone as addictive as Artie needs to stay away from drugs completey.
January 29th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
dont do it
you should also quite the suboxene because its also an opiod
u should quit youll be ablot happier and feel much better in the long run
January 29th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Wow I think ’stop this” has a new name. Or an equally lazy twin.
February 13th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
ARTIE ARTIE ARTIE……
March 26th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
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