Penthouse Pets Prinzzess and Erica Ellyson
Below are Artie’s dates from the Vegas AVN (click for full size). Howard spent the morning interviewing them and trying to broker a second date between Artie and the girls to get Artie some action. Erica has a boyfriend and Prinzess has a fiancee & a girlfriend. They wound up brining in the girlfriend who were just as hot.
Artie was going nuts as the girls started kissing and stripping. Apparently he couldn’t get anything off of the girls in Vegas. He started pounding Subutex during the segment. Howard finally got a handjob and tit play for tonight and Artie became hesitant. The girls think he gets intimidated easily.
I bet nothing happens tonight after Letterman.
Here are the girls myspace pages:
Also take a look at HowardStern.com’s photo progression of Artie 2004-2007.



January 29th, 2008 at 9:48 am
what a terrible life. Artie should start crying now…..Funny Artie is about the same height as these chicks and his pudgy ham hands are about the size of there heads.
January 29th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Holy fucking shit. These chicks are way hot and they’re offering it up to Artie and Artie is popping subutex and saying, “I need a minute to get my head together.” Maybe he is a closet homosexual.
Artie, so help me God you better put the pills down and fuck the living shit out of these broads. You better cum all over these chicks and tell us all about it tomorrow.
January 29th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Artie could bang the crap out of these chics if he could just lose 100lbs. He’s a big enough celebrity to get those two ho-bags, but he needs to be some kind of attractive.
January 30th, 2008 at 7:57 am
Artie fan did you hear the Letterman story this morning? The whole hooker think was a sham. Fatboy was getting back with Dana. Now he’s crossed over to Hoboken union NJ scumbag. He was worried about the “fans” thinking he was a pussy? He’s even a bigger douchbag now that he’s pulled this. He doesn’t have the nut sack to do whats right. Again he’s not capable of having an adult relationship. Good job fatty have some more wine and cookies wwaa.