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Dana recieves email from Vinnie

I just woke up but I am just hearing that Vinnie from David Letterman emailed Dana by accident about Artie’s plans with the Penthouse Pets last night!!!!

I gotta hear the replay but what happened? Artie was trying to get back with Dana but this now fucked it up? But how can Artie say he has been trying to get back with Dana when he has been having sex with people lately?

39 Responses to “Dana recieves email from Vinnie”

  1. Allison Says:

    “But how can Artie say he has been trying to get back with Dana when he has been having sex with people lately?”

    It’s Because he’s a guy, and that’s what they do

  2. artiefan Says:

    Thats fucked up Allison … we don’t all do that ….. but a lot do ;)

  3. Allison Says:

    More do than don’t, I should have said that.

  4. artiefan Says:

    Am i gonna have to classify you as a man-hater?

  5. Allison Says:

    Oh No, not at all. Just stating the facts.

  6. artiefan Says:

    Ohh you got facts. Can you drop me the link to the statistics? :)

  7. Allison Says:

    More do than don’t…. You don’t think so?

  8. artiefan Says:

    I dont know… maybe… i dont like to classify by gender… ive had a lot of experience with women cheating on their husbands .. but i dont try to hang out with a lot of people cause most are assholes….. and with saying that, you are probably right. However, not every guy does the club and bar scene where a lot of the behavior probably breeds. But by saying that all guys sleep around with 10 different women while trying to get back with the ex-girl that they classify as the love of their life .. well….

  9. Allison Says:

    I corrected myself and said most. That’s just the way it is nowadays. I agree about the bars/clubs. It’s why I don’t do that scene anymore either. Even if this all was reversed, and Dana was the on air personality trying to get back with Artie.. There are girls out their doing it too. Giving the rest of us a bad name, same as it happens to guys. I guess we all (men and women) have to try and trust ourselves that we won’t fall for bs.

  10. artiefan Says:

    Its one thing to sleep around casually … i don’t but, its just an asshole move to be whoring around when you are trying to get with a person your in love with. I think a lot people lack any kind of honor or integrity today. So theres me generalizing too! LOL

  11. Arties Heart Says:

    Artie is a dickbag on this one plain and simple.

  12. artiefan Says:

    Agreed.

  13. Allison Says:

    I totally agree, should we save ratfink the trouble and post his response to this….

    “Artie FUCK Dana… you should have fucked those penthouse sluts… Seriously bro, Falling in love is for pussies!”

  14. Allison Says:

    Artie did totally fuck up.

  15. artiefan Says:

    Yea, don’t forget ratfink calling me a faggot for what I said and that I need to go suck Artie’s cock to make him feel better . . :) LOL

  16. Allison Says:

    lmao…… “Artiefan you don’t want Dana in the picture, because you’ll start cryin over losin Artie, you big pussy”

  17. artiefan Says:

    HAH!! … its more like I would like hook up with her … actually, who the hell wants to follow Artie. She is probably all diseased up :( poor girl she was pretty hot.

  18. Allison Says:

    Yeah, and he said he hated rubbers… which is stupid. God only knows.

  19. artiefan Says:

    Well who doesnt hate them! :)

  20. Karen Says:

    This Artie/Dana thing is getting old. How in the HELL can she not know what his plans were with this chicks & the Letterman show. I even knew, by listing to the show yesterday.

    Artie just can’t move on in life. He’s getting fatter by the day because all he wants in life is Dana. And Dana, only reason she keeps running back to Artie is for the paycheck.

    Two fucking idiots if you ask me. They’re made for each other, drama and all.

  21. artiefan Says:

    Hmmm… she must be an idiot or a feels real sorry for him or something to take him back at this point. None of us know her so who knows what her intentions are, never mind that Artie can be imagining all of it in his head and she is just be nice to him by talking with him…

    I wonder if she has ever been to this site?

  22. Superbeef Says:

    Artie’s been fucking other chics because they weren’t together. I’m sure if Artie and Dana were together he wouldn’t be doing it.

  23. artiefan Says:

    If you are in love with some girl and call her the love of your life and you are trying to get with her — you dont go sleep with any chick that will do shit with ya.

  24. Superbeef Says:

    Well if he’s singe then there’s no problem. Artie’s a guy with dependency issues. Part of the dependency is companionship. Any way he can get it. If that means sex then sex it is. I’m not saying it’s right but again if Dana’s not there to give it to him being sex or just affection.

  25. Arties Heart Says:

    Artie is a millionaire I doubt he has any trouble finding a dumb slut or better yet a “favorite” hooker. I don’t know any single decent chick that would put up with the person he portrays on the radio. The guy is self destructive end of story and if this Dana chick has an ounce of decency or self respect why would she deal with this dude on any level at this point unless shes co-dependent?

  26. Martin from Washington Says:

    Wow…

    Ok, well. Lets reelit in a bit. Vinny is either a moron or a conniving fiend for sending all that to Dana.

    Artie is self-destructing as usual.

    And this should lower the odds on the death pool for Artie.

  27. Allison Says:

    I think Vinnie sending Dana the Email was a sign that they both need to move on with their lives. I think it was an accident with the Email, I don’t agree with Howard that it was psychological with Vinnie. It may have been divine intervention.

  28. ratfink Says:

    It means a lot to me that Allison and artiefan can speak for me while I’m out. You two were very close to what I am thinking.

  29. artiefan Says:

    love you too ratfink :)

  30. ratfink Says:

    Artie,
    Way to go you half-a-fag. You could of fucked three whores and then Dana, but instead you ended up at home popping Subutex and pulling on your bone dry pecker.

  31. Allison Says:

    Dana is either really desperate, or really in love with Artie. She either listens to the show or has someone relay the info about Artie to her. One of the Penthouse girls agreed to at LEAST a handjob for him, maybe Dana didn’t here about that either?? Artie is a fuckin a hole on this though. He said the past few days he was trying to get back with her,, then poses for pics on howardstern.com hugging the girls, then the pic of him staring approvingly at their asses. He isn’t taking getting back with her seriously. If he was, he would have sat back and finished off his bagel, or taylor ham and egg sandwich, whatever he was shoving down his throat that morning.

  32. ratfink Says:

    Its kind of pathetic that Artie wants to get back with Dana. At least Artie is doing all that stuff that Allison pointed out like hugging the girls and all, which means he’s either not all that serious or he’s not a chump (go Artie). And then what about Artie sleeping all day instead of calling Dana?

    Good job Artie, don’t be a chump. If you get with Dana then do it your way. Don’t be an asshole.

  33. Allison Says:

    He slept all day and didn’t call Dana, because he’s a lazy fuck about it all. He doesn’t want to improve, he wants it all worked out FOR HIM. He should have never said or brought up that he wanted to get back with her, because clearly he doesn’t.

  34. EminemsRevenge Says:

    It wasn’t all that bad…Howard’s psychobabble was completely off the mark but he WAS right about one thing—POP the question Artie—that way you won’t feel all that bad when you blow your money on the Giants!

  35. ratfink Says:

    Popping the question would be a disaster. She’d nag him and be a major pain in his ass. He wouldn’t have funny stories anymore and his life would be become pathetic, kind of like mine. And if they divorce then she gets half his shit.

    Whatever you do Artie don’t get married. Dying of and overdose would be a much quicker and dignified death, than the slow torturous death of marriage.

  36. Allison Says:

    Getting married would be a HUGE mistake, Ratfink I agree with you for once. On the other hand I think he would have GREAT stories. So you are married and miserable ratfink? That would explain the wanting to live out a wild and crazy life through Artie, with hookers and hard drugs and “not going out like a pussy” as you love to say.

  37. ratfink Says:

    Yes. I know a few (but very few) who are truly happily married. Most of my married friends are miserable.

    You are exactly right that I live vicariously through guys like Artie. I cheer for him to live life balls out and don’t fall into the trap of the rest of us like marriage, religion, working 9 to 5 and all that bullshit. I’m just starting to unravel all that fucking shit from my life.

  38. Allison Says:

    Good luck Rat…….

  39. Allison Says:

    I just watched Artie on Letterman from the other night, and he’s gotta stop doing that Rush concert in 1981 joke. What a disappointment.

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