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Fat Piece of Shit

One of Robin’s male friends said Artie looks like shit (originally stated as fat piece of shit). Can anyone say Jim Florentine? Could be some retaliation for all the shit Artie exposes to Robin about Jim. Artie questioned how could someone call him a fat piece of shit without even knowing him.

I’m pretty sure no one needs to know you to call you a fat piece of shit. That’s what I call Rosie O’Donnell and I don’t know her — and I’m right.

16 Responses to “Fat Piece of Shit”

  1. Allison Says:

    I don’t think the stuff Artie has said to Robin about Jim has been that bad. Compared to the stories told on the air, like the infamous upper decker.

  2. Allison Says:

    You don’t need to know a person to call them something derogatory, but why even bother, especially when your paths would more than likely never cross. Was it Robin that brought this up, I missed it. She has a lot of nerve, she was pretty heavy herself. If you watch Howard Tv from last year or 2 years ago even, She was a fuckin tank.

  3. artiefan Says:

    Yea Robin brought it up … so who else would she be quoting than Jim. Artie takes stabs at Jim all the time, making jokes. Which in return, if Jim did say Artie looks like shit,, thats not that bad either.

    But it was Artie who keeps brought up Jims balls repeatedly. Shit he made the joke about jims brother not liking black people. Then he is always outing old stories of Jim where he did some ridiculous thing on the road and then saying you and jim did what? that doesnt sound like him..

    so he is always busting balls… I dont know what Robin’s angle would be on bringing it up.

  4. Gus Says:

    Yeah, I thought the interesting part of this was the way Robin brought it up. I think a caller said Artie looked like he had “put on a few pounds” on Letterman and Robin throws out how she got an email (from a ‘friend’, no less) saying he looked like a “fat piece of shit”. You know you’re living in a different world when you refer to someone as a ‘fat piece of shit’ and not think they’ll react to that.

  5. artiefan Says:

    so now its just not Howard.. its the whole fucking staff out of touch with each other, reality and fans. LOL

  6. Allison Says:

    Maybe Artie is jealous that he and Dana aren’t the hot topic, and it’s Robin and Jim now lol.

  7. ratfink Says:

    Big deal Jim said Artie looks like a fat piece of shit. Everyone knows Artie looks like a fat piece of shit. Even Artie knows he looks like a fat piece of shit.

  8. artiefan Says:

    I wonder if he was serious when he said he cries before he eats at night.. rofl

  9. ratfink Says:

    What he should be crying about is that he didn’t bang the shit out of three whores the night he taped the Letterman show. And why didn’t he……because he was fucking around with Dana. Move on already Artie!

  10. Gus Says:

    I think he absolutely should have done one or the other on the infamous ‘Letterman night’. Either have a blast with the three girls or have a long talk with Dana. I absolutely would not have settled for going home, trying to call Dana and going to bed…then again who knows if that’s all that happened…

  11. artiefan Says:

    Yea but remember they said he was pussying out while in Vegas… Artie cant close the deal.

  12. ratfink Says:

    Mr, Winky probably doesn’t work while on 4 or 5 subutex.

  13. Allison Says:

    Yeah, there may be something to that. A couple of callers this past week mentioned that. Also, he’s probably drinking a lot too, which won’t help.

  14. EminemsRevenge Says:

    Couldn’t hear it because the Sirius online feed was DOWN yesterday and the motherfucker’s DOWN now…what the fuck’s up with THAT…gonna call them cuntlings now, but yesterday the line was BUSY!!!

  15. EminemsRevenge Says:

    Good story for Langford and the howard news team—WHY THE FUCK is Sirius fucking up online all of a sudden???

    And has anyone on the show mentioned the Microsoft takeover of Yahoo…that shit happens and we KNOW the congresscunts are on the take

  16. kyle Says:

    Considering that in his act, Artie refers to Robin as “Jerome Bettis”, I think we’ll call it even!

    I just saw him at Mandalay Bay and it was awesome.

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