Mountain of Therapy
The Dana saga continues…
Artie and Dana talked again last night and as Artie put it “she thinks there’s an insane mountain of therapy… when am i gonna start living life and stop going to therapy”.
Howard told Artie straight up that it is over and that she loves him but she is sticking to her guns with the therapy thing (which Artie won’t do).
February 5th, 2008 at 10:33 am
GREAT NEWS! Artie, stick to your guns too. Therapy is for pussies. Real men drink and bang whores.
You know what kind of therapy you need Artie…the kind that is located in between a Broad’s legs.
Fuck therapy. Fuck Dana. Fuck relationships. Fuck the Patriots. Fire!
February 5th, 2008 at 11:54 am
This is pretty simple. He’s waiting for Dana to finalize this and say she’s 100% done with him. That way he walks away knowing he didn’t give up and that he tried. It’s an effective ‘guy move’ that is proven & tested. It’s right up there with “It’s not you, it’s me.”
February 5th, 2008 at 11:55 am
Gus, YOU ARE A FUCKING GENIUS. You are 100% correct. Been there and done that before.
February 5th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
That’s always been the thing with men and women. Men never want to end it, and want an easy out. It’s not you is me, really means it’s you. You are correct Gus!! Artie will never go to therapy.
February 5th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
The reason I may be so spot on about this particular issue is that I’m a thirty-something, never married, drinking, gambling male. I don’t know if Artie will never go to therapy, but he will not go right now and not for Dana. And, speaking of Dana, nothing says “100% done” like a changed phone number.
February 5th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
It reminds me of a friend of mine and his Ex… they keep talking to each other on the phone… JUST STOP. They both know it aint gonna happen. Again like Gus said, change the phone number.
February 5th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Yeah, put a fork in it I say. The reason I think I agree is because I’m a 30 something never married female lol. So I’ve been an eyewitness a LOT. The thing to remember is when all these signs rear their ugly head, to get out and move on. Most women hang onto what they think is their last shred of hope for the relationship. As if there are no other men on earth.
February 5th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Yea , guys do the same. Im 30 and have done that shit. Of course it usually works itself before the 2 year past mark. lol
February 5th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
I’ll say it again, thank God Artie didn’t do something really fucking stupid and ask her to marry him.
February 5th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Amen.