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No Artie Today?

I’ve only been listening for about 30 mins so far (west coast feed) and haven’t heard from the big man. Is he sick or is a scheduled slack off?

61 Responses to “No Artie Today?”

  1. sara Says:

    he is “resting” for the Borgata show

  2. artiefan Says:

    really? lol.

    Thanks sara.

  3. Allison Says:

    Sounds about what Artie would do lol

  4. artiefan Says:

    I just looked it up, the Borgata show isnt till Saturday?

  5. sara Says:

    that’s why it’s so classic of him

  6. dylan555 Says:

    I noticed more Fred today and was kind of enjoying it. Based on the amount of conversation between Howard and Fred I’m guessing that this was an unplanned absence. Maybe his whole face is covered in Subutol residue.

  7. sara Says:

    who knows? just hope he’s okay.

  8. Gus Says:

    From what I caught, he called in with “drank too much” with “some jerk off” friend…

  9. sara Says:

    ah, didn’t hear the beginning of the show. figured the resting thing was a joke, but you never know with artie’s excuses

  10. artiefan Says:

    I’ll flip over the wrap up show in a bit, im sure they will mention it there. It is a nice change of pace today, more straight forward conversation and less drama from what i’ve heard so far.

  11. Allison Says:

    He is BEGGING to get fired lol. But it’ll never happen.

  12. artiefan Says:

    Hope not… ill be out of a job. lol

  13. Allison Says:

    Oh that’s right heh.

  14. dylan555 Says:

    Why would they fire him? His trainwreck is great for the show. Think about the hours of conversation it’s created. I just hope Grandma Caprio makes a return and gives Artie shit until he gets pissed off.

  15. Allison Says:

    They wouldn’t fire him. It isn’t like Artie is 20 yrs old anymore, I think he’s being pretty irresponsible. On the other hand, it makes for good radio.

  16. sara Says:

    oh, they are all 15-years-old on the show! irresponsibility, as much as howard loathes it, is funny radio. he’d have to do something pretty bad to be fired.

  17. Allison Says:

    They’re talking about it on the wrap up show now. Levy thinks Artie doesn’t want to leave the show lol. I think his happy pills are getting to his thinking process.

  18. Allison Says:

    No, I meant as in like when you’re 20, you’re usually calling out of work from drinking with friends, Artie is 40 years old, and he doesn’t know that he’s too old to be doing that. He knows it’ll create hours of discussion too, which we all love. He’s probably saying to himself, look at all I do for the show haha.

  19. artiefan Says:

    Levy said that Patton Oswald is a good friend of Artie’s and Pat thinks that Artie is trying to get fired like he did on MadTV.

  20. Allison Says:

    He totally is, But Howard loves him too much. And artiefan, you were right on about them being somewhat out of touch with the audience. Gary just said he doesn’t thibnk anyone is getting up early or setting alarms to find out tomorrow morning what happened to Artie. Am I the only one who has done that before? haha

  21. Allison Says:

    I think short of punching someone in the face, or od’ing Artie isn’t going anywhere. And that Richard and Sal thing, and Hi Pitched MIke thing seem to be leading to a major blow up.

  22. Allison Says:

    We need a chat room! lol

  23. artiefan Says:

    If we had a chat room, you wouldnt be posting on the page which helps my site :)
    To your prior comment, I think there is a possibility of Artie punching somebody. If Sal or HP Mike was in range, they might have got hit.

  24. Allison Says:

    Oh sorry, I didn’t know that’s how it worked.

  25. artiefan Says:

    That’s how search engines work. You need text actually on the page to come up for searches :)

  26. Allison Says:

    Oh ok,, just thought it would be kinda cool. :) Your site is awesome btw.

  27. artiefan Says:

    I have thought about it… but potentially could be more headaches… same thing with a message board., need to moderate that much more. Thankfully the regulars that come here so far are cool and I dont gotta worry about y’all.

  28. Allison Says:

    Yeah message boards are the worst. I hate even just the layout of them. I’d keep an eye on rat though haha! jk

  29. artiefan Says:

    lol. I already run one message board so i couldn’t image taking on anymore mod duties. Thankfully it doesnt get a shitload of traffic and I have other moderators to flag shit.

  30. Allison Says:

    Keep yourself busy eh?

  31. artiefan Says:

    I am busy being busy, if you know what I mean. Other than that I really have no life. LMAO. But yea I keep my hands in more cookie jars than I can count.

  32. Allison Says:

    I know exactly what you mean. I work too much, and everyone tells me to get out more, instead of strapping my ear to the Stern show and posting here lmao.

  33. artiefan Says:

    Hey Don’t Blame Me!!! ROFL!

  34. Allison Says:

    ENABLER!! ;)

  35. artiefan Says:

    Oh I see how it is, I didn’t know there would be name calling here ;)

  36. Allison Says:

    lol :)

  37. Chris D Says:

    Does someone keep track of how many days Artie misses ? I’d like to see an offial counter of some kind & comparison vs. years / months / etc.

  38. artiefan Says:

    Damn Chris, that is a great idea — i dont know why i never started that. Might have too.

  39. Bella Says:

    Isn’t there a such thing as sick days?

  40. artiefan Says:

    Considering you almost never hear Howard, Robin, Fred or Gary calling out… not really. Its just plain irresponsible if you are out drinking on a work night. The guy only has a 4 day work week (not including his side jobs)

  41. Bella Says:

    Oh please! He’s allowed sick days. You get so many of them each year so why not take them?

  42. artiefan Says:

    Your right. If he gets them (and we are assuming he does) then you should take them.

    I never did personally. lol, depends on your work ethic.

  43. Allison Says:

    You have to remember this isn’t the ordinary workplace. It’s show business.

  44. artiefan Says:

    Allison is right too… :)

  45. Allison Says:

    Plus, they get 10 weeks of vacation a year. 10!!

  46. Bella Says:

    I’m sure it’s in his contract how many days he can take. They are just talking about it on air because it makes for good radio.

  47. Bella Says:

    Come to think of it, they probably pre-arrange his sick days to make for interesting radio when they have nothing else to really talk about.

  48. artiefan Says:

    I hope thats not true… the show would be not doing too well if that were the case. But he has missed days with big guests on.

  49. ratfink Says:

    This better be good. I hope Artie’s back on the heavy stuff. If he was partying too much his story better include drinking, drugs and cum on his chest.

  50. Bella Says:

    LMAO ratfink!

    Maybe he was reuniting with Dana?

  51. ratfink Says:

    In that case he probably called in sick from banging his head against the wall.

  52. dylan555 Says:

    I think I’ve heard three sick days between Howard and Robin in the last 10 years. If that, it might be 20 years.

    Artiefan, don’t start a chat room. The Syndicate and the JFSers will be out to win you allegiance and… oh wait I forgot how gay that all was. Nevermind.

    I think it’s possible to start tracking Artie’s problems. First he blows up with Dana, then he fights with High Pitch Mike, then he falls asleep during the news, and now he calls in sick. I bet in a few weeks he admits a relapse.

  53. Allison Says:

    I think that could be pretty likely Dylan.

  54. Gus Says:

    It needs to be pointed out that on a day Artie isn’t even on the show and there’s 50+ comments for a two sentence post on here. Not only that, but it leads to speculation of a heroin relapse, wanting to quit the show, wanting to be fired and, last but not least, cum on his chest. I love it!!!

  55. artiefan Says:

    Yea, you guys and girls are great!

  56. artiefan Says:

    But really, Allison is to blame for most of it. LOL

  57. Allison Says:

    But YOU are the pusherman! lol I love it too.

  58. ratfink Says:

    Good call Allison on “pusherman”

    artiefan at what point do I offer to suck your dick for a fix.

  59. Allison Says:

    Rat I’d say when you’re ready to come out of the closet. Be brave!

  60. artiefan Says:

    “be brave” … LOL!!

  61. Allison Says:

    And he thought he had no way out… haha

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