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Artie is out again

Artie is still sick…

So what is it? Clearly he still isn’t working off a hangover… what do y’all think now?

(I also created a new category today for when Artie is Sick just to keep track)

42 Responses to “Artie is out again”

  1. Allison Says:

    I just woke up. He strikes again eh? I have to hear the beginning of the west coast feed, and get coffee!

  2. Allison Says:

    “The point is would Artie go out before he had to shoot Beer League? No” That’s what Howard said. He’s getting pissed I think. So am I though, Artie is gonna fuck everything up. It’s a shame.

  3. artiefan Says:

    Would Artie get drunk before the Beer League shoot? If my memory serves me correctly, didn’t he do some drugs during that shoot? Or no? I forget.

  4. Allison Says:

    I thought he went through the withdrawals just in the nick of time to start shooting it.

  5. Bob Abooey Says:

    I miss him, but it’s kinda nice to hear Howard, Fred, and Robin on their own.

  6. dylan555 Says:

    Nice idea to add a category to track it. I bet you could pull together a whole page eventually.

    I like how they were ragging on Artie during the live commercial for the Borgatta this morning. Robin kept saying, “well he might have to cancel his gig this weekend, I’m sure the Borgatta won’t mind.” It’s Radio Gold but they are going to give him so much shit when he comes back.

  7. Allison Says:

    I agree, but I miss him too.

  8. Allison Says:

    Oh SOOO much shit, Yeah I heard Robin say the talk now was that he will be there tomorrow because of the Borgata shows.

  9. artiefan Says:

    Howard said that if Artie was working for his Dad, his Dad wouldn’t fire him because he realizes he brings something to the show and he is who he is…

  10. Grandma Caprio Says:

    Artie’s got to do what Artie’s got to do.

  11. Allison Says:

    Yeah I agree, something and in a way no one else could. I just don’t wanna see him blowing it. I know I picked a date for the death pool, but I should pick one for quit the show pool.

  12. superbeef Says:

    Beer leauge almost didn’t happen because artie was on Heroin. The guy that produced it was really mad at him because he was missing time from the shoot. So he did do it while filming beer leauge.

  13. artiefan Says:

    Yea thats right… thanks for the confirmation Superbeef

  14. Allison Says:

    Lisa did a story that Artie met with his book author Monday afternoon. He can do that, but not go to work? Howard said, I don’t care if you do a book, just show up for work.

  15. Allison Says:

    Yeah I remember Artie saying Frank Sebastiano was a fan of the Stern show, and knew Artie hadn’t been off the show for a few days, but I thought that was his withdrawal time. Artie shot the movie and still did the Stern show. He said that the backers were getting nervous. Did they already start shooting at that point?

  16. artiefan Says:

    @beer league, i think they might have been late starting, im not sure. I’ll have to go back and listen to the commentary on the dvd, i think they talked about it on there

    @lisa G, damn i missed the segment. When Artie is out I slack a bit cuz i know there isnt as much to listen for ;)

  17. Allison Says:

    I wouldn’t go that far lol, It’s definitly different to me anyway. Yeah Lisa thought or it came up, maybe Artie bringing up all the stories for his book made him too emotional lol

  18. Allison Says:

    I may have been wrong about the Lisa G thing, she may have talked with the book guy, not Artie. But it does make you think, maybe. But I’d like to know of all these guys on the wrap up show, where are their balls? NO ONE thinks something may be going on, NO ONE thinks it’s fucked up he’s missing work? NO ONE is pissed he can get away with it and they can’t, I want to hear some honesty!

  19. Gus Says:

    My first thought upon hearing he wasn’t on the show today was “Fuck Artie”. Fuck the guys on the show, I’m pissed that he can get away with it and I can’t at my job.

  20. artiefan Says:

    Maybe you can.. .just just gotta try harder Gus :)

  21. Bella Says:

    The flu is going around. Maybe that’s what he has. And like I said yesterday - it will be radio gold when he comes back.

  22. artiefan Says:

    I thought he was out till 3am drinking on sunday?

  23. superbeef Says:

    Nahhh. Doin H. They weren’t happy. lol

  24. dylan555 Says:

    I think the fact that he’s sick, no it’s his jerk off friend, no he’s sick is suspicious. Howard will continue to love him and put up with him for his trainwreck’s entertainment value. Casinos won’t put up with him after a while, he’ll get his ass in gear by Thursday so he can rationalize his AC trip. When he starts missing those, he’s in trouble.

  25. dwgrey Says:

    I like Artie…but enough is enough. Artie has been fortunate to acheive what he has through the show. His frequent absence’s is nothing but a slap in the face to all those on the show who have dedicated their time and life to the success of the show. If “Artie’s got to do what he’s got to do’ then do this..leave and be miserable. There are plenty other personalities that would fill in just as good or better! Its’ not the “Artie Show”……

  26. Gus Says:

    I agree, dwgrey. When he calls in “sick”, all I hear in my head is the little comments he makes when they discuss the power of plugs on the show (’Hey, it got me in Carnegie Hall…’). It translates into “Hey, I hate the schedule and certain people here, but if it keeps the dough rolling in…”. Wait a minute…that might be everyone’s attitude at their job…whoops.

  27. Joe Says:

    He’s back on drugs. Went to his bookie got 6 G’s. Went out drinking then got the itch to use, he had the cash. He uses when he can, then gets off it and uses his subutex. GOt some and went on a two day bender. His voice is exactly like it was during the withdrawal days. I’m telling you this is what’’s happening

  28. irish Says:

    Damn..this lady is right on on 101

  29. dwgrey Says:

    Gus and Joe have hit it right on the nose. Has Artie ever heard of the story about the “little boy that cried wolf”? Can’t be trusted anymore…

  30. Allison Says:

    On the Wrap up show Will said Artie called into the Miserable men show and didn’t sound glitchy in his voice at all.

  31. artiefan Says:

    Yea, they had mentioned that yesterday.. but i think that was before he went out (assuming)

  32. Gus Says:

    Yeah, I think the picture is almost completely painted now. I’ll bet he wishes he never called in and mentioned that $6000 on the air. Joe is completely right and I don’t see how there can be that much doubt to it. A heroin addict picks up that kinda money and doesn’t show up for work for two days with no reasonable excuse? I’m not saying guilty until proven innocent, but…

  33. dwgrey Says:

    If there is one thing he is guilty of, it is not growing up and facing his demons

  34. Joe Says:

    Also another sign of drug use is that he’s not calling in the second day. He text messaged Teddy who called Gary. He’s probably deep in a high when he does this and no shape to talk. To text in sick wouldn’t fly with anybody’s line of work. Texting kind of a way of avoiding. All things in my mind are pointing to some sort of relapse and dark place and you can kind of see how everybody playing “oh we believe he’s sick card”. I think tomorrow will be big.

  35. ratfink Says:

    As much as I want to believe that Artie’s high oh H. I doubt it. Artie always has a lot of cash so he could get H anytime.

    I think he’s just a fat lazy slob and just wants a couple days off.

  36. Chirs Says:

    The NY Times has a picture of him on their web site. I appears that he was killed.

    http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/people/m/mugniyah_imad/index.html

  37. artiefan Says:

    LMAO! It almost looks like him!

  38. Allison Says:

    There’s some signing at a bookstore at like 1:30 tomorrow he is supposed to do with Fred and and everyone from the show, probably except for Robin and Howard. I just caught the tail end of it when Fred was doing the plugs at the end of the show.

  39. Allison Says:

    Now Robin’s leaving early without telling anyone lol

  40. tom Says:

    In my honest opinion, it seems that in the morning he hasn’t taken any drugs for awhile (he sleeps for 12+ hrs at a time) and is having withdrawls from that. The big question is: Is it just subutex? or other drugs. I’ve been in the grips of OC’s before, and if I had to guess, that is what Artie’s doing. When he’s not taking them he does his sub’s, but those OC’s are pricey, they make most people chatty, but do too much and you’ll be nodding off at work; does that sound familiar?

  41. L. Aaron Says:

    I agree that Artie is out. And at 7:55 you can tell that Howard is using the fact that he doesn’t have someone like Artie to help the show, therefore he is delving into “go-to bits” like Robin’s new eyelashes. OMG! COME BACK SOON ARTIE!!!

  42. MattySprings Says:

    Goddammit Artie. He sounded fine yesterday. He’s gotta be back on something, especially after hearing him on Bubba last week. WAAAAAHHHHHHHH I CAN’T KICK HEROIN WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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