May I present to you one of the worst (best) remake’s of Wild Thing ever. This is Eric’s love song to his crazy stripper girlfriend. Full Speed Ahead Eric!

Artie is still sick but came in anyways. A doctor has prescribed antibiotics for a chest cold and he is taking Hawaiian Punch for Vitamin C, lol. Howard and Robin said now that we see you are sick, you can go home. Obviously Artie has to stick it out for his Borgata plug : (clarification: Borgata show is sold out)

More Artie Updates

Gambling

Artie’s bookie is feeling the pressure, complaining that Artie is too high profile, saying he is being chased by cops and backing out of paying Artie. He owes Artie roughly $55,000 and Artie is basically letting him go. He is playing into Artie’s soft side telling him about his wife and young kids. CAN ANYONE SAY SUCKER?!

Dana

Artie had talked to Dana while he was sick. He will probably send her something for Valentines Day but feel he over did it with all the flowers a week before the holiday. He wouldn’t admit to “wooing” her and said he wasn’t sure what it meant.