May I present to you one of the worst (best) remake’s of Wild Thing ever. This is Eric’s love song to his crazy stripper girlfriend. Full Speed Ahead Eric!
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38 Responses to “Eric the Midget Actor’s Love Song”
I listened to the whole thing today, and just hearing the laughing by everyone was kiling me. I also don’t believe a word Kendra said. GREAT acting honey.
Kendra is a complete whack job. You can almost do a full psychological profile of her from that phone call. Obviously she was already feeling defensive before she called in, but hey you are going on the Howard Stern show, but besides that.
It seems that since she is a beautiful girl and surrounds herself with dipshit guys that she has to lapdance (being a stripper and soft-core porn girl) she now resents all the attractive, outgoing guys and has herself convinced that giving some love to a down on his luck, pathetic, handicap guy is the way to go. Maybe it makes her feel better about herself or maybe she is under some delusion that he would be better for her to have a emotional connection with than a regular guy that can do all the regular guy stuff. There is no coincidence that they are far away from each other and can’t meet that easy - that way she wouldn’t have to have a real relationship and wouldn’t realize the obvious truth that she is no way attracted to this guy.
i’m not a fag but that song just gave me a boner…wonder if Howard can get him to ride the Sybian???
Artie…instead of saying “fag” and being called a homophobe—How about talking in code and say ‘Jets [or Mets, depending on the season] fan?—we’ll know what you mean
The poll on howardstern.com is do you think there is a real romance between the 2 after their phone call. 91% said no. It’s really bad of her to do this. I’m wondering if a person on earth buys this.
Wait a minute Eminems did you just diss the Mets? I’m looking forward to this season since 24 won’t be back until 09, grrrrrrr.
When Howard first goes to play the somg Fred plays I’d like to f the shit out of you, then played the Mars Attacks “It’s like when you attack a squid and it shoots ink” Artie said. haha
This song,,, oh my god Stern Show hall of fame.
Afterwards Howard goes, “Kendra are you crying? Fred goes, “I am” haha
Looking for the Mets to go 30 games up, and BLOW it again…LOL
Why don’t they do a music show after Masterpiece Theater—BEST OF the song parodies? Got Crazy Alice’s niggerkikecocksuckingjew in my head now and nowhere to hear the origina:(
I heard 24 wasn’t going to be back until until ‘09. The plots are getting really silly. Maybe the next one could be that Artie is going to fuck Dana and Jack has to save Dana before Artie crushes her.
I wish they would play this weeks shows on 101 while they play Master Tape Theater on 100.
The whole Eric thing is has reached a new level of preposterity. And the talk between eric and this chick is typical stripper banter. “Yeah Hon”. “Ok baby”. “thats right sweetie”…
I wonder how many hits these “appearances ” has generated on this chicks website.
I thought I remember reading they had 8 episodes, But I also read that before the writer’s strike the show had gone through a major rewrite, then of course Kiefer had to go to jail. God this is like waiting a year and a half for the Sopranos.
Does anyone know how old he is? I thought late 20’s maybe? He dyes his hair… but I remember him saying it was a family trait to go grey early lol. This poor guy…..
There was a Howard 100 news report that this guy “Patrick” who said he used to work for Johnny Fratto says this whole thing is made up, and was the idea of Johnny. He said Kendra is getting pissed and wants to know how much longer she has to keep up the charade. Johnny was supposedly behind the “You know what to do” call also. The thing is if Eric is on on it too, how would that be getting back at the show,, or why would Howard even care. No one on the show believes it anyway. But what if Eric isn’t in on it at all?
When Rooney was screamng in the office when Ferris and Cameron were on the phone pretending to be Sloans dad,, he was screaming for his secretary,,, GRACEEE. Random line…. my bad
I just saw “Kendric” as they named themselves, (Kendra and Eric) on that Johnny Fratto Social Club cam. They look soooooo unnatural. Then Johnny came in the frame, waving. I still think it’s all bs. Seems like a big practical joke Johnny wants to play.
February 14th, 2008 at 10:59 am
Run for cover everyone….Mars is attacking!
February 14th, 2008 at 11:11 am
I may have to do a Mars Attacks remix!
February 14th, 2008 at 11:51 am
hahaha. He had GOT to fly with balloons someday. Great banner on the website! My favorite is It’s Teddy’s fault. lol
February 14th, 2008 at 11:55 am
I listened to the whole thing today, and just hearing the laughing by everyone was kiling me. I also don’t believe a word Kendra said. GREAT acting honey.
February 14th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Kendra is a complete whack job. You can almost do a full psychological profile of her from that phone call. Obviously she was already feeling defensive before she called in, but hey you are going on the Howard Stern show, but besides that.
It seems that since she is a beautiful girl and surrounds herself with dipshit guys that she has to lapdance (being a stripper and soft-core porn girl) she now resents all the attractive, outgoing guys and has herself convinced that giving some love to a down on his luck, pathetic, handicap guy is the way to go. Maybe it makes her feel better about herself or maybe she is under some delusion that he would be better for her to have a emotional connection with than a regular guy that can do all the regular guy stuff. There is no coincidence that they are far away from each other and can’t meet that easy - that way she wouldn’t have to have a real relationship and wouldn’t realize the obvious truth that she is no way attracted to this guy.
February 14th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Thanks for the comments on the banner Ally, I really didn’t have time to do what I really wanted to do as a header for the site, but it will do lol.
February 14th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
If Kendra is into unattractive guys then I’m her dream date.
February 14th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
The positivitey today is bowling me over! lol
Happy Valentine’s Day everyone
February 14th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Didn’t he ban you from his myspace page? F him….
February 14th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Yea, lol.
February 14th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
i’m not a fag but that song just gave me a boner…wonder if Howard can get him to ride the Sybian???
Artie…instead of saying “fag” and being called a homophobe—How about talking in code and say ‘Jets [or Mets, depending on the season] fan?—we’ll know what you mean
February 15th, 2008 at 12:22 am
The poll on howardstern.com is do you think there is a real romance between the 2 after their phone call. 91% said no. It’s really bad of her to do this. I’m wondering if a person on earth buys this.
Wait a minute Eminems did you just diss the Mets? I’m looking forward to this season since 24 won’t be back until 09, grrrrrrr.
February 15th, 2008 at 1:06 am
When Howard first goes to play the somg Fred plays I’d like to f the shit out of you, then played the Mars Attacks “It’s like when you attack a squid and it shoots ink” Artie said. haha
This song,,, oh my god Stern Show hall of fame.
Afterwards Howard goes, “Kendra are you crying? Fred goes, “I am” haha
February 15th, 2008 at 1:07 am
“You’re Tiny Bennett” Oh I’m so glad Artie’s back
February 15th, 2008 at 7:59 am
Where did you read 24 wont be back until 09? I heard they already had it written?
February 15th, 2008 at 9:47 am
Looking for the Mets to go 30 games up, and BLOW it again…LOL
Why don’t they do a music show after Masterpiece Theater—BEST OF the song parodies? Got Crazy Alice’s niggerkikecocksuckingjew in my head now and nowhere to hear the origina:(
February 15th, 2008 at 11:09 am
I heard 24 wasn’t going to be back until until ‘09. The plots are getting really silly. Maybe the next one could be that Artie is going to fuck Dana and Jack has to save Dana before Artie crushes her.
I wish they would play this weeks shows on 101 while they play Master Tape Theater on 100.
February 15th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Yea, I just read and confirmed it as well. ‘09. FUCK!
February 15th, 2008 at 11:40 am
The whole Eric thing is has reached a new level of preposterity. And the talk between eric and this chick is typical stripper banter. “Yeah Hon”. “Ok baby”. “thats right sweetie”…
I wonder how many hits these “appearances ” has generated on this chicks website.
February 15th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
I thought I remember reading they had 8 episodes, But I also read that before the writer’s strike the show had gone through a major rewrite, then of course Kiefer had to go to jail. God this is like waiting a year and a half for the Sopranos.
February 16th, 2008 at 9:12 am
my love is full speed ahead for you…………ehr
February 17th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Does anyone know how old he is? I thought late 20’s maybe? He dyes his hair… but I remember him saying it was a family trait to go grey early lol. This poor guy…..
February 17th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
He is kinda like a dick though sometimes. But think of his life….
February 17th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
I think he is 32. He is a complete asshole, but people have taken advantage of him so ya cant blame him completely.
February 17th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Just counting my blessings.
February 17th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
But I know what you mean. He is such a fan of the show, he should roll with it all a little better.
February 18th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
There was a Howard 100 news report that this guy “Patrick” who said he used to work for Johnny Fratto says this whole thing is made up, and was the idea of Johnny. He said Kendra is getting pissed and wants to know how much longer she has to keep up the charade. Johnny was supposedly behind the “You know what to do” call also. The thing is if Eric is on on it too, how would that be getting back at the show,, or why would Howard even care. No one on the show believes it anyway. But what if Eric isn’t in on it at all?
February 18th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
If that turns to be true… kick Johnny and Eric off… we dont need to be lied to.
February 18th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Yeah it’s bullshit
February 19th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
I heard from someone that Ferris passed out at 32 Flavors last night.
February 19th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Wow that was on Howard 100 news too? lol
February 19th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Ferris ? Bueller?
February 19th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
GRACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
February 19th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
even with the extra letters,, i still dont know if i know who yall are talking about.
February 19th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
When Rooney was screamng in the office when Ferris and Cameron were on the phone pretending to be Sloans dad,, he was screaming for his secretary,,, GRACEEE. Random line…. my bad
February 19th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
No, that was really funny. I just thought you were describing someone from the show so i didnt make the connection… LOL
February 19th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Sure Mr Big shot now….
February 23rd, 2008 at 11:19 am
I just saw “Kendric” as they named themselves, (Kendra and Eric) on that Johnny Fratto Social Club cam. They look soooooo unnatural. Then Johnny came in the frame, waving. I still think it’s all bs. Seems like a big practical joke Johnny wants to play.